"Paramedic! Ex-president Bush seems to be staggering as he walks, and turning intermittently blue-white."
"That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."
"That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."
by Pipe Downn December 09, 2013
by B-Drac August 02, 2003
A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined. Americans are uncultured morons.
The suggestion from the intelligent american was met by a deafening silence.
Contradiction number one is a joke but not an oxymoron, number two is from the Oxford English Dictionary
Contradiction number one is a joke but not an oxymoron, number two is from the Oxford English Dictionary
by Stultus von Americana September 23, 2003
by 100%Caborn May 22, 2005
-A smiling moron who talks really loud and is very convincing. They normally try to sell you cleaning products.
-Anyone stupid enough to buy the products sold on late night tv.
-Anyone stupid enough to buy the products sold on late night tv.
by Hotshooter August 15, 2007