oxymoron

A sequence of contradictory words

The posh bit of Leeds

by Zanthos April 13, 2005

oxymoron

Someone too dumb too inhale.

"Paramedic! Ex-president Bush seems to be staggering as he walks, and turning intermittently blue-white."

"That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."

by Pipe Downn December 9, 2013

oxymoron

Organized Religion
Manic depressive
Pepsi Cola
Ham Burger
Bible Studies

<John:> You sir, are an oxymoron!
<PepsiCola:> Yes!

by B-Drac August 2, 2003

oxymoron

A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined. Americans are uncultured morons.

The suggestion from the intelligent american was met by a deafening silence.
Contradiction number one is a joke but not an oxymoron, number two is from the Oxford English Dictionary

by Stultus von Americana September 23, 2003

oxymoron

oxymoron: figure of speech combining two normally contradictory terms.

(e.g. "tolerant LK", "correct LK",etc.).

by 100%Caborn May 24, 2005

oxymoron

Oxygen filled moron.

A Moron filled with Oxygen.

by OxyGen ius February 17, 2005

oxymoron

-A smiling moron who talks really loud and is very convincing. They normally try to sell you cleaning products.
-Anyone stupid enough to buy the products sold on late night tv.

That guy on the Oxy clean commercials, he's and Oxymoron.

by Hotshooter August 18, 2007