Oxford

Oxford, Nova Scotia, Canada :)
The capital of blueberries in all of Canada.
Oxford totally rules over Hamilton.
Commonly known as O-Town, there isn't much here, but we get by with Tim Horton's, and Subway.
But just because we're really awesome, and are the capital of blueberries, doesn't mean you have to like them to live here.

And even if you think our town is shit, you know it's just because you're jealous ;)

<1>Are you from Oxford?
<2>Why yes, yes I am :)
<1>WOW! You must love blueberries!
<2>No, no I don't.

by oxfordian July 3, 2009

Oxford

If you go to Oxford, you will smell of pee

It's scientifically proven

Everyone in Oxford smells like pee

Have you seen HT? Yeah, since she moved to Oxford, she stinks of pee

by Handjob hee hee hee November 3, 2008

The Oxford

verb. To insert both fists, both vaginally and anally simultainusly, followed by suductive jabs in rapid sucession. Not for the faint of heart see double fist

"He fliped me on my stomach, grabbed the Crisco, and slipped me The Oxford till the break of dawn..."

by pimpdaddyflash March 5, 2005

Oxford

a boring town in south-western Ohio.

Oxford sure is boring...

by themooman4980 May 13, 2005

Oxford

Adjective; someone of extraordinarily high intelligence and class

Yo g he’s lookin kinda oxford still

by Smart guy still March 16, 2020

Oxford

• noun vulgar slang 1 a man’s genitals. 2 an unpleasant or stupid person.

— ORIGIN Home Countries.

Charles is such a oxford, he thinks nob should be spelt with a K.

I'll show you my oxford if you show me yours.

by Adam Prest March 29, 2010

oxford blunt

Basically a regular blunt but using a page from a book, instead of the more traditional 'blunt-wrap'.

Person 1: Hey pal, we out of blunt-wraps?

Their Pal: Yeah, but no worries: I've got some Byron lying around. We'll have to settle for an oxford blunt

by the truth teller May 17, 2017