Home Owner Boner

An adjective describing enthusiasm home owners have for making renovations, fixing up their yard, or any other activity with an intent to improve their home (which they are the owner of).

They went to Home Depot to relieve off their home owner boner.

by homeowner3234 March 29, 2015

Lia (Best owner fr!!)

Lia is so amazing and cool and omg is there practically anything she isn't good at 😣😣😝 she's so pretty but also very emo (she listens to mcr) they are secretly mikalia as well and they are diosrecycledcumjar's favorite schmoopsie boobie booboo pummy wummy pumpkin pie, they are the owner of the best server ever (handsome ppl best server fr!!!!) she's just so cool and amazing and funny and secretly finds Zaz super duper funny as well but tries to hide it (Lia is an Asuka kinnie after all) yeah... that's about it..

Zaz: happy birthday, suck my cock.
Lia (Best owner fr!!): what the actual fuck zaz.

by lias.schmoopsie May 8, 2022

ownership

The act of owning (owning skill). Being awesome at a skill or trait, like no other person. Intense well doing above all other people trying, master of the skill.

A.K.A. owned

Attack Frog laid down a thick helping of ownership at H2. Attack Frog has those ownership skills.

by J M K May 19, 2005

fuck the discord owner day

On this day you can give head to the discord owner.

Oh daddy is it the fuck the discord owner day?

by discord owner January 7, 2021

fuck the owner week

every year the second last week of December. every discord user can harass the owner. for 7 days

user: fuck you
owner: i will ban you for that
user: its fuck the owner week
owner: goddamnit

by n,nmn December 16, 2022

small business owner

A not well-endowed gentleman.

Woman #1: I heard you had sex with Tom last night? How's his "business?"
Woman #2: Not a lot going on down there.
Woman #1: Oh. He's a small business owner.

by d'rof71 March 4, 2008

Proud Ford F-150 Owner

45 year old man going through a midlife crisis. Lives in Florida. Has a mullet. Ex-Convict. Probably stares at the children's genitalia at the playground. Goes mudding with his 12 year old son. His wife left him because he drinks non stop and licks her without consent. Listens to Nickelback 24/7. He stands up for his country. Supports Trump. Has a confederate flag on the back of his truck and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth.

My name is Harris and I am a proud Ford F-150 owner. Father of 7, and 3 ex wives. I Love the U.S. and little girls/boys.

by mellowyellowbro October 28, 2019