Ottawa Accordion

First, you fly to Ottawa and pick up a local lady. You start by breaking all of the restrictive bones in her body. Then, starting at her feet, you fold her body like an accordion up to her head. Hold her sideways and open up the “accordion”, revealing her vagina. Thurst into her, then out, then close the accordion. Open again, and repeat.

Malcolm: “Hey Shane, what do you want for Christmas?”
Shane: “I’m really hoping for a plane ticket to Canada. I need to cross the Ottawa Accordion off my bucket list.”

by ruralführer September 7, 2018

Ottawa Hills

A small town in Ohio that is surrounded by Toledo but is technically its own town. Has a nicer school district and lower crime rate. It is also inhabited by rich people.

Bob: So what's Ottawa Hills like?
Joe: It's like the Beverly Hills of Toledo.

by gfdhasl February 18, 2013

Ottawa Senators

It's funny, most of the definitions here say that the Maple Leafs are a lot better than the Sens. If the Leafs are so good why didn't the get into the playoffs? Granted the Senators didn't win the cup this season (2006 - 2007 Season) but they came a lot damn closer than the Leafs have since I don't know when.

Guy 1: Has any of the Canadian teams made it to the finals this year?
Guy 2: Yeah the Ottawa Senators did. 'Bout time.
Guy 1: That's true. Did the Leafs get to the playoffs?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: And everyone says the Leafs are better.
Guy 2: Totally

by Jordanwb July 16, 2007

ottavio

An word used to describe someone who is a total meme king. Someone who is awsome and sexy. Someone who doesnt give a shit when you try to roast them. A total badass.

"You are so fat." said the bully.

I yawned and said "That All?"

"Dam, that guy is being such an ottavio." said a bystander.

by Dank Meme King November 7, 2017

Ottawa

The best hockey team in the NHL!

R.L: Did you see that hockey game againts Toronto?
M.T: Yeah, Ottawa kicked T.O's ass. It was like 8-0!

by R.L January 9, 2006

ottawa senators

The Ottawa Senators were brought back as an expansion team in 1992 in order to bring back respectable hockey to Ontario since the Leafs and their fans are a total embarrassment to the sport of hockey. While the Sens started out as one of the NHL's worst teams by far, they have since evolved to become one of the league's elite teams. Quite simply put, the Senators have become the most fearsome team in Canada. No direspect is meant towards 4 of the other 5 canadian teams but the Sens are as good as a hockey team can possibly get with the exception of the Montreal Canadiens in their glory days of course.

Ottawa has managed to score more than 300 goals this season. They actually have scored more than any other team. Only Detroit has allowed less goals than Ottawa. The Ottawa Senators actually have good chances to win the Stanley Cup. Which is very much unlike the other Ontarian team.

by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006

Ottawa Line

An Ottawa Line is a group of people with no discernible organization despite them all attempting to perform the same task. It can also be used to describe a moment of chaos.
The term was coined while writing a Sociological Observation paper.

We were all having a great time at the party until his ex showed-up and then BOOM, Ottawa Line!" and "If an Ottawa Line breaks out when the bus arrives I'm seriously going postal this time.

by flyontoast November 26, 2010