Ocular Mullet

Also known as a "lazy" or "wandering" eye, the ocular mullet is when one eye is always focused on business while the other is busy looking for the party

Did you see her ocular mullet? She was totally scoping out that hot guy with her party eye while I was talking to the business eye!

by kneesocksfetishrox June 4, 2015

ocularphiliac

When someone likes to have sexy with a dead person's eye socket.

Bart likes to thrust his penis into recently departed Sharon's eye socket which makes Bart not only a necrophiliac but also a ocularphiliac

by ArmoredNight June 25, 2017

Ocular insemination

The act of giving you're mate a good facial and getting it in their eye. Also works well with Nasal and Aural insemination in the nose and ears respectively.

Dude that guy just gave her an Ocular Insemination!

by Sol_Invictus December 21, 2007

Ocular Rape

The act of sending unsolicited dick pictures or unwarranted sexual acts via direct message, text message, facetime or email without the prior and full consent of the recipient. This typically happens as an attempt to garner a woman's interest in entering into sexual activities, but rarely ends positively.

Dave slid in my DM's with a picture of his dick without me even asking for it...I've just experienced ocular rape.

by TheSexGoddess July 25, 2016

ocular rectitus

a condition when your optic nerve gets wrapped around your asshole, giving you a shitty outlook on life

My boss yelled at several people for no reason this week, just because he's fighting with his ol' lady. It seems like he's developed a case of ocular rectitus

by bilijohn April 21, 2018

Osculate

A sweet, tender passionate kiss( anywere on the body and genitils) with lots of deep throat tongue action.

Osculating with you partner is something you could live off of!

Its a cool term instead of the ordinary words like kiss, peck, french, necking, etc...

My girlfreind wanted to osculate, so we did for more than 15 minues.

I saw the doughnut shop owner try to osculate little Jimmy on his way in!!

by P to the Dizzle omg climb a tree with my knee January 12, 2008

osculable

Something that can be kissed.

Am i osculable?

by Soreide February 29, 2016