optimizer

Bullshit software made up by Chinese companies as a form of making extra cash.

IOBit Advanced System Optimizer is useless, it does nothing for your computer

by nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn January 5, 2021

Optimize

Fully caffeinated

I’ve had my morning coffee, now I’m optimized!

by uw buddy November 27, 2023

Self optimizer

One who glorifies themselves at the expense of those around them or associated with.

My co-worker is a “self optimizer” purposefully promoting prowess over others to the detriment of those he/she views a a threat in their immediate environment.

by Broken Antler Alum June 26, 2020

Robust Optimizer

Someone who knows the darkest nights produce the brightest stars.

Are you taking an umbrella just because there is a 10% chance of rain? You are such a robust optimizer!

by cuppoo95 September 21, 2021

Optimice

Dumping out excess ice you've just re-added to your cup when getting a fountain drink; achieving optimum ice quantity

Sorry it took so long to get my drink, had to optimice a couple of times

by FuzHed May 9, 2009

Optimizal

Optimus Prime of the 20th Century. He is a bad ass robot, that brings pain.

Optimizal arrives. ** Enemies flee the area.

by Optimizal November 4, 2011

Optymize

A platform that helps talented remote engineers and developers find freelance opportunities at startups based in the U.S. funded by Silicon Valley and the Fortune Global 500 companies on a contractual basis via Optymize's wide-ranging professional network.

The group of Elite developers receives endless perks such as best guaranteed pays in U.S. dollars, wages on an hourly basis, freelance part-time & full-time options, remote working opportunities, chance to network & connect with top global companies!

Optymize has helped me find a remote developer opportunity with a top Global company on a freelance basis.

by alelale December 6, 2021