Optirectalfecalitis

A severe mental condition that normally takes hold during the early morning hours shortly after waking. The affected individual will almost immediately suffer from a shity outlook on life in general. Optirectalfecalitis(ORF) is sometimes confused with depression. One way in which to verify the condition is to make a comment about how great your life is. One of two reactions will then occur. The individual will break down into tears and whine about how crappy things are, this is classic depression. If you wake up a day later in the hospital with a concussion then you know that the individual was suffering from ORF.

The best way to approach a person with suspected Optirectalfecalitis is with a beer(preferably open). This tends to create a temporary buffer in the brain stem allowing for conversation without fear of injury.

by PenguinsFury January 14, 2009

Optharectomy

A theoretical medical procedure, to sever the optic nerve from the rectum. (Used in jest, when a person has a pessimistic view of a situation)

Kenneth Lay and Jeffrey Skilling were discussing Enron's current financial position: "If Andrew Fastow get's that optharectomy, he won't have such a crappy outlook on this quarter's financial results."

by John B. Young July 11, 2006

Optorectumostomy

The procedure an Optorectumologist does to remove that shitty look on your face.

Man, that bitch needs a Optorectumostomy to get that shitty look off her face...

by The Garrick August 6, 2007

Ortarel

Verb: the joining of forces in nature that occupy different niches

The gazelle and the lion remain ortarel in the grassy area.

by Sage-Mage April 24, 2017

Optorectitis

When the optic nerve gets shoved up your rectum, or, in plain terms, You got your head up your ass.

Jake Paul: Its EvEry daY bRo
Museum Tour Guide: And this, tourists, is the most severe case yet of optorectitis.
*Tourists stare in a mix of awe and disgust*

by Mr McSauce September 14, 2017

Optirectitis

The unfortunate event of having your head too far up your ass. Another form of showing extreme ignorance.

That boy just won't learn from his mistakes. He suffers from optirectitis.

by Rabidone1983 October 19, 2017

octarectomy

Octarectomy (awk-ta-rec-tomy)- Cutting the cord that connects your eyeballs to your asshole, so you don't have a shitty outlook on life.

"She was so negative, the doctor recommended an octarectomy to make her happier"

by Shirley i must be joking May 23, 2018