Magnum Oopus

A person's biggest screwup.

Knocking down all the shelving in the parts department was my Magnum Oopus. What a mess.

by Hmd107 December 21, 2020

Obfuscommunication

A calculated means of communication which relies entirely on actually saying nothing whilst appearing to engage in debate or conversation.

The aim of which is to hide the true meaning or details of what is being said or to avoid actually answering a question completely. This is often achieved via the means of answering a completely different question or by denying the validity of a fact, despite evidence to the contrary.

JEREMY PAXMAN:
Did you threaten Derek Lewis?

MICHAEL HOWARD:
I was not entitled to instruct Derek Lewis and I did not instruct him. And –

JEREMY PAXMAN:
Did you threaten to overrule him?

MICHAEL HOWARD:
- the truth of the matter is that Mr. Marriott was not suspended. I did not -

JEREMY PAXMAN:
Did you threaten to overrule him?

MICHAEL HOWARD:
I did not overrule Derek Lewis.

JEREMY PAXMAN:
Did you threaten to overrule him?

MICHAEL HOWARD:
I took advice.

JEREMY PAXMAN:
You're a master of obfuscommunication, Mr Howard.

by Pons Alias February 4, 2013

Obfuscation by initialism

To cloud, confuse, or mislead by extensive use of initialisms (abbreviations using initial letters pronounced separately).

Jim's statement was ridiculous, all he did was practice obfuscation by initialism. "FYI, tell the CEO we will achieve incredible growth with our OEM by defining the SOP in SAP ECC and using sCRM."

by Urchingoat September 25, 2010

oofspring

The bastard child you have somehow spawned into this world.

What happened is what shouldn't have happened, and now we have an oofspring.

by Backstroke_ January 21, 2019

Oofu

There’s a lot of definitions to this word, for example, if you say it to someone it means ‘bitch’ so your saying hi bitch. Another way is saying ‘Your oofu’ or anything like that. It basically means you suck!

Example A: Hey oofu
Example B: Heyy hoe

Example C: Your so oofu
Example D: excuse me?

by Amelia from school April 17, 2022

orfus

When Dumb Bitches can't Pronounce the Word Orifice they use this word instead.

Nick tried to tell me there was an Orifice in the a vagina, but the dumb bitch said orfus.

by BrooksTheBeast October 25, 2015

obfusticate

A combination of any two or more bodily functions located below the waist that simultaneously occur in a violent fashion, ranging from pooping to the menstrual cycle

Why does it smell bad in here did someone just obfusticate?

by Papa Log December 3, 2010