frosting on the beater

When a man has sex with his partner and pulls it out then his partner licks the fluids off the penis like frosting on a beater.

After jack pulled out April delightfully licked the frosting on the beater.

by Timmymacyo February 9, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>Letting her notions on the beat<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Letting her notions on the beat<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Letting her notions on the beat<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 30, 2025

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Beatin' On The Cretin

Synonymous with "spanking the money" or "choking the chicken". A reference to human male masturbation, or self gratification, via manipulation of one's own male genitalia. Based on either a reinterpretation, or misinterpretation, of the Ramones' classic hit song "Cretin Hop". Most likely to be used by a person who identifies with "punk-rock" or is in fact a "punk-rocker". Punk-rocker is a term used in the Ramones' classic hit song "Sheena Is A Punk Rocker".

1) Dude, that lap-dance was so hot and heavy, I think he's in the bathroom beatin' on the cretin right now.

2) My roommate has porno mags all over his room. I always knock on the door, cuz I don't wanna get post traumatic sex disorder from catching him beatin' on the cretin.

by JJ. Styles April 10, 2012

Beating the Game on Legendary

Playing a video game while getting one or more blowjobs (enough to span the entire time of the game), and winning the game.

Man #1: I can't believe we won every game tonight!
Man #2: Yeah, I even got the beating the game on legendary achievement!
Man #1: But we weren't playing Halo...
Man #2: I know!

by sarahsaurus September 27, 2010