Flop

The act of two men putting there penises on a table to find out who's is bigger.

Want to flop for a dollar?

by Somebodyiusetoknow October 12, 2013

flop

to cancel plans with your friends, family, bf/gf at the last minute

we were supposed to go to see a movie, but he flopped on me

by youpooohead September 7, 2006

Flop

To grossly exagerate a push/trip in a sport to draw a foul. Most common in basketball and soccer.

"Foul? Are you kidding me? That was a total flop! F***ing refs!"

by Kyoh January 28, 2008

flops

mooching friends hanging around your house

"You should've seen the flops in my house"

(from the song "get out" by sublime)

by pee are June 6, 2007

Flop

A small flaccid penis that appears bigger than usual.

My mother commented on my flop earlier today saying: "your flop is looking good today"

&"I can see your flop through your sweatpants"
& "I'm gonna shove my flop up inside you as soon as I get home, prepare yourself"

by ProBro330 January 24, 2017

flopped

when somebody totally fails at life.

'soz you just flopped'

by owotdic April 3, 2009

flop

something stupid

(anything that tom w does)

“why are you doing that?”
“because i saw tom w doing it”
“dont copy him, tom is a walking flop”

by budussey February 12, 2022