olney

(1)Area where more marijuana is smoked than all of Mexico
(2)Addicting, if you like it, you'll never leave

The two boys entered in Olney having never smoked weed before and left the same night as drug dealers.

by Corey Chase July 26, 2008

Olney MD

Olney is a small town that is quite uneventful. Every resident knows this and spends what time they could be spending driving somewhere else complaining about how there is nothing to do. It is a town where everybody looks forward to the weekend buts never does anything once the weekend actually arrives. The secret is--most people love it anyways(with the exception if HS students that is). It's the quaint and simple town that forces the relaxation of boredom back into a small portion of this fastpase world

*anybody not from Olney MD* "hey where's there a Chipotle around here"
"Let me look it up. There's one in 'ale-knee?'"
"Where?"

by Hiorhey August 14, 2014

Oleydis

Oleydis is a very charming nice and amazing person when you first meet her she be shy at first but once you gained a good healthy friendship or relationship.she’s has a crazy personality she is very Unpredictable but this is what makes her oleydis if you don’t have this special person oleydis I feel bad for you and if you do accept them into your life and appreciate her for the rest of your life

Oleydis is soooo niceee

by Cakefan37 November 25, 2019

Olney

Olney is a small town in Maryalnd bordering silver spring. It seems to have an appearance of a hick town because of some rural areas and farms in it but its a small white community home to many old people because of Leisure World. Olney has great school like Good Counsel and Sherwood. Argyle Country club is close by were rich middle aged white men go to play golf in their spare time. It is a small town but it is a very peaceful place to live.

Sean: Hey you wanna go hang out in Olney?
Spencer: Why? Olney is for old people lets go hangout in Bethesda!
Sean: No, I wanna hangout in Olney because I'm Ignorant and think just because Good Counsel is in Olney all the cool kids hang out their!

by CristianMaldonado September 17, 2011

Olney

The most boring place within the united states. Its like being trapped in a cage with a lion that just wants to eat your face off. Every corner you turn you probably see a Sherwood High School kid smoking crack on the sidewalk. What is there to do? Nothing! The place is a tiny little hellhole that nobody likes! Once the movie theater was lost, people turned to Rio, even though its forever away! If your planning on moving here, DONT! You will turn into a trapped little birdie in a cage with a hungry lion wanting to eat you.

Person 1: Hey, what did you guys used to do in Olney?

Person 2: Well, we used to go to the movies.

Person 1: Oh cool, lets go!

Person 2: Well they took it down. *Blank face*

Person 1: Well, what the crap? What else is there to do?

Person 2: Hmm, I dont know, go jack crap from TJ Max and Shoppers?

Person 1: OKAY!

by Special Kavorkian April 27, 2009

Olney

If you're not rich, you are trash along the side of the road. You are only cool if you go to Sherwood High School. Everyone has a BMW, Mercedes Benz, or a Porsche. Every girl is way hot too, and they really know how to work it.

Guy 1:Let's go drive in your BMW to the Starbucks next to Blockbuster in Olney.
Guy 2:Okay, lets pick up some hot chicks too

by OlneyKid January 9, 2005

olney

A town with as many amenities as Howard County excluding Columbia.

Yo B lets get to Olney

by Balder March 8, 2005