Oleisha is the most beautiful amazing girl any one could have her smile can light up your world she is a loving and caring person and she is very funny u would be pretty lucky to ever have her
by Ally Patterson April 17, 2017
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Friend 1: Hey have you met Olegario
Friend 2: No what about him?
Friend 1: You should meet him, he’s a great guy! He stood by me when I needed him most.
Friend 2: No what about him?
Friend 1: You should meet him, he’s a great guy! He stood by me when I needed him most.
by MustardBread July 20, 2021
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A Russian delight.
A Russian delight.
Dammnn, did you see that Olesiya go by?? Shes nothing compared to the real one though.. Is she still with that Obama dude? I'm pissed.
by glorbin April 18, 2008
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In the day of Oleg's death the newspapers had only one sentence on the front page: The forest monstrocity finally wanked itself to death.
by BrightSky October 12, 2019
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Very often, a seemingly mild case of onegina can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onegina is death - yours or hers. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onegina at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of softcock thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the missus"
4. A general unwillingness to be awesome
By the time you get to the crucial endstages of onegina and manifest symptoms like "Going shopping with the missus for shoes" its probably too late - and the only way out is as quick and painless a suicide as possible.
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onegina can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onegina is death - yours or hers. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onegina at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of softcock thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the missus"
4. A general unwillingness to be awesome
By the time you get to the crucial endstages of onegina and manifest symptoms like "Going shopping with the missus for shoes" its probably too late - and the only way out is as quick and painless a suicide as possible.
Will Tom be coming out to get smashed tonight? no he won't. He's got onegina the poor cunt, and his days are numbered and his freedom ended.
by becy May 3, 2005
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Get the Olgit mug.Oleg's lead guitar playing kicks ass! Prince Oleg moved the capital of Rus from Novgorod the Great to Kiev in the 10th century. Oleg Maskaev is the World Boxing Council heavyweight champion.
by otg April 26, 2007
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