Proposition by a homless man for you to give him money or sexual favors in exchange for money, or just go into a store and buy him beer.
When approached by a homeless man, who claims he is not an alcoholic. Even though he just got done telling you that he has 200 dollars in food stamps and uses it to buy soda to empty it out and return the cans to buy beer. he also states he had gotten caught and not allowed in the Kroger. When running away from this man he screams "you preppies! i went to Olivet College!" and suggests a change offering.
by BUM FIGHTS!!! May 23, 2011
“Take a look at that retard over there”
“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”
“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”
by Johnny Tramp November 30, 2020
The frantic mental bartering made by male unable to get hard-on at crucial time; made to the god of erections.
No matter how many Flaccid Offerings I promised, nothing was happening down there, so I just blamed her.
by Urb Snake March 17, 2023
That one person in the family (Usually the oldest child) that always tasked to go get groceries during the COVID pandemic.
John: I must be an accidental child.
Kyle: Why?
John: I'm always the Offering to the VID...and for what? A pack of gum and two bags of raw french fries.
Kyle: Why?
John: I'm always the Offering to the VID...and for what? A pack of gum and two bags of raw french fries.
by Vincylicious Bro September 19, 2021
(1) Refers to how a "perpetually horny" guy thinks whenever a fellow bachelor verbally acquaints him with an attractive lady; the sex-hungry stud interprets this casual INTRODUCTION as an OFFER to him to take the gal to bed.
(2) How a girl's spread-eagled legs are interpreted by her significant other or by anyone else of "opportunistic mindset" who happens to be within sight of her --- the unaware gal may have simply been stretching sleepily, getting comfortable while squatting/sitting flat, or otherwise merely performing a casual and "innocent" action, with no intention of trying to "solicit" herself, but any horny guy in the vicinity will automatically view the girl's crotch-baring action as an OFFER for him to INTRODUCE that portion of HIS "equipment" that resides between his OWN legs.
(2) How a girl's spread-eagled legs are interpreted by her significant other or by anyone else of "opportunistic mindset" who happens to be within sight of her --- the unaware gal may have simply been stretching sleepily, getting comfortable while squatting/sitting flat, or otherwise merely performing a casual and "innocent" action, with no intention of trying to "solicit" herself, but any horny guy in the vicinity will automatically view the girl's crotch-baring action as an OFFER for him to INTRODUCE that portion of HIS "equipment" that resides between his OWN legs.
Clueless dude: I never know which “signal” my girlfriend is sending when I happen to see her lying back with her legs spread --- I can't tell if she's making me an introductory offer, or if she is merely “airing herself out” during hot weather or after a shower.
by QuacksO August 20, 2013
I will send you a naked picture of me covered with digestives - that is obviously a rhetorical offer
by tobukata June 07, 2017
The general public didn't want their tax dollars spent on detaining the CEO for twenty plus years, so they decided it was best to propose a gentleman's offer.
by Working on Better Memories March 11, 2012