Offensive Jokes

Things that people don't find funny because they are fucking pussies who can't take a joke! Some people would even call it "racist". Well shame on them!

Some offensive jokes include:

1. How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

2. What do you call a group of white men running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a group of Mexicans running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of black men running down a hill?
911, there has been a jail break!

3. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is used to carry groceries!

by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019

offense

When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.

Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.

by Skelwor August 10, 2009

Sexual Offenderman

An online persona of a sexual rapist slenderlike creature. He will give you any rose of your favorite color if known to him and if taken that person will be his next victim. He was first created as another way of avoiding the sexual content put out by people for slenderman and takes the place. Arc was the original creator of "offender" to be used by the general internet.

"Oh my , my super powerful oc would TOTALLY kill Sexual Offenderman if he ever tried to get her!"
"No fangirl...no"

"I want Sexual Offenderman to give me BABIES"
"Jesus C-NO NOT POSSIBLE HES A SLENDER MONSTER"

"Sexual Offenderman is really expandable and fun to draw!"
"Exactly!"

by Isplr February 11, 2017

first time offence

Someone's first time having sex. AKA loss of virginity.

GUY: OH was it her first time offence?

ME: Ye I guess you could say i'm a first time offender

by BerzerkGOAT February 14, 2017

Offendicitis

The Disease of taking offense for anything and everything told

My friend has an acute case of offendicitis. He even takes offense at this entry.

by r!sk January 31, 2012

Offensive Meme

An offensive meme is a branch of internet meme that has no limits or rules, and therefore any criticism that it is subject to is nullified as long as it is branded an 'Offensive Meme.'

It's an offensive meme, and my private story is called offensive memes. No boundaries here, boomer.

by RoyceTarantino December 19, 2019

recreationally offended

the action of actively seeking societal issues that may or may not cause frustration or resentment.

Mike is such a recreationally offended douche, he's always on Gawker looking for reasons to be pissed off.

by challbruh August 5, 2015