Spongebob Octagonpants

The name of a suprisingly intelligent sponge who wears eight-dementional pants.

And they said it wasn't possible...

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

octagon

When a young lass positions herself in the middle/center of 8 young (preferably) lads who are "sporting wood". In either a firing squad or simultaneous order, the lass will receive copious amounts of "baby batter".
After the transfer of goods, the young lady (hoping not to be sniped), will forever have earned the title of "OCTAGON GIRL".

Member of 8 man rowing team: "I shot the first salvo in Lurleen's octagon".

Concerned boyfriend: "I'm going away for the weekend; I hope that Sally does not get caught in the crossfire of the octagon."

by Jimbo S March 4, 2007

Dirty Octagon

In order to perform a Dirty Octagon, one must fully, and vigorously masterbate on 8 separate occasions in no more than 1 hour's time. Attempting to perform the Dirty Octagon without proper training and equipment can lead to severe and irreversible injury. Upon completing the DO, you shall be admitted to the Masterbater's hall of fame in Detroit, MI.

Student #1: "Dude, I'm gonna pull a Dirty Octagon tonight"

Student(penis-less) #2: "your p***s is going to fall off"

by 343Cockblaster September 10, 2010

High octane nightmare fuel

Some really fucked up images that will forever haunt you for the rest of your life. The spawn of satan's mind after being tourtured by constand Hannah Montana courtesy of God.

Just google image it... I DARE YOU.
High octane nightmare fuel refuses to let me sleep

by Tarken Destroyer of Worlds October 5, 2010

octagons

The greatest rolls ever!

Dude, I took two octagons last night, and i was rolling hard as fuck!

by pookie head September 27, 2007

love octagon

is a variation of a love triangle. But as the word octagon implies it involves more than three people.Eight to be exact.

Brigette's such a fox that she had managed to create a rivalry among the guys...This is beginning to spawn to an intersting love octagon involving the 8 guys at work and a dangerously hott woman.

by quiver September 19, 2006

Doctor Octagonapus

How idiots spell "Doctor Octogonapus".

Person A: Have you seen the Lazer Collection!?
Person B: Yeah, I have... I like Doctor Octagonapus the best lol
Person A: It's F*ING SPELLED "OCTOGONAPUS"!!! With an O, not an A!!!

by haiyyu October 29, 2011