Dirty Octagon

In order to perform a Dirty Octagon, one must fully, and vigorously masterbate on 8 separate occasions in no more than 1 hour's time. Attempting to perform the Dirty Octagon without proper training and equipment can lead to severe and irreversible injury. Upon completing the DO, you shall be admitted to the Masterbater's hall of fame in Detroit, MI.

Student #1: "Dude, I'm gonna pull a Dirty Octagon tonight"

Student(penis-less) #2: "your p***s is going to fall off"

by 343Cockblaster September 10, 2010

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love octagon

is a variation of a love triangle. But as the word octagon implies it involves more than three people.Eight to be exact.

Brigette's such a fox that she had managed to create a rivalry among the guys...This is beginning to spawn to an intersting love octagon involving the 8 guys at work and a dangerously hott woman.

by quiver September 19, 2006

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no octagon october

Rule 1:If you see an octagon in that month, spray paint over it with a circle, square, or other shape.

Rule 2:If you see somebody draw a octagon, burn their entire family. Even if already dead.

Rule 3:if you draw an octagon, throw yourself down the stairs.

Good Luck!

Guy 1:ima draw an octagon!
Guy 2: it's no octagon october
Guy 1:Dang it.

by No Octagon October Stan September 26, 2020

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Octagon Abortion

Using your knees as a way of abortion rather than visiting a professional.

A: Are you going to the doctor's to get an abortion?
B: No, I'm just gonna go to my MMA boyfriend's house.
A: How will that help?
B: He's gonna give me an octagon abortion.

by theflah March 26, 2010

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Octagon pussy

A pussy so fucked up and weird shaped you don't know wtf it is you can get this shape by not cleaning you pussy and putting weird shapes in one's hole

Damn she gotta octagon pussy

by The lovers oasis April 21, 2018

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