In order to perform a Dirty Octagon, one must fully, and vigorously masterbate on 8 separate occasions in no more than 1 hour's time. Attempting to perform the Dirty Octagon without proper training and equipment can lead to severe and irreversible injury. Upon completing the DO, you shall be admitted to the Masterbater's hall of fame in Detroit, MI.
Student #1: "Dude, I'm gonna pull a Dirty Octagon tonight"
Student(penis-less) #2: "your p***s is going to fall off"
Student(penis-less) #2: "your p***s is going to fall off"
by 343Cockblaster September 10, 2010
is a variation of a love triangle. But as the word octagon implies it involves more than three people.Eight to be exact.
Brigette's such a fox that she had managed to create a rivalry among the guys...This is beginning to spawn to an intersting love octagon involving the 8 guys at work and a dangerously hott woman.
by quiver September 20, 2006
Rule 1:If you see an octagon in that month, spray paint over it with a circle, square, or other shape.
Rule 2:If you see somebody draw a octagon, burn their entire family. Even if already dead.
Rule 3:if you draw an octagon, throw yourself down the stairs.
Good Luck!
Rule 2:If you see somebody draw a octagon, burn their entire family. Even if already dead.
Rule 3:if you draw an octagon, throw yourself down the stairs.
Good Luck!
by No Octagon October Stan September 26, 2020
A: Are you going to the doctor's to get an abortion?
B: No, I'm just gonna go to my MMA boyfriend's house.
A: How will that help?
B: He's gonna give me an octagon abortion.
B: No, I'm just gonna go to my MMA boyfriend's house.
A: How will that help?
B: He's gonna give me an octagon abortion.
by theflah March 27, 2010
A pussy so fucked up and weird shaped you don't know wtf it is you can get this shape by not cleaning you pussy and putting weird shapes in one's hole
by The lovers oasis December 21, 2017
An Octagonal Polygon is... Well it is extremely hard to explain. It is one of those things that you just have to see to understand, like genetalia of the opposite gender.
by Gman Greig. May 03, 2011
The act of presenting one's self as an Octagonal Prism, or any sort of Octagonal Polygon, or octagonal animal. Octagonal Prismensation is a rare act to stumble upon, as it is hard to do, and most Octagonal Prismensators are either born with the ability or have a natural talent for it. Trainers for this trait are hard to find.
by Gman Greig. May 03, 2011