ocelot ios

Pedophile

Ocelot iOS is a pedophile

by ocelotisoak December 31, 2020

ocelot

Any woman in the growing list of Tiger Woods' mistresses.

That Tiger does enjoy ocelot.

by bal-de-vis December 14, 2009

ocelot

1. A young man who is sexual interested in older females; inverse of a cougar. 2. An adorable, wild species of feline.

Dude, she's like twenty years older than you. Don't be such an ocelot.

Salvador Dali was known to travel with his pet Ocelot, Babou.

by DMBBE February 27, 2011

Gummed Ocelots

A large monkey-like cat. This animal is unique in the fact that it has no teeth, only gums. After it brings down its kill, it slowly and tediously gnaws the meat away. The friction of this action actually cooks the meat as it eats

Gummed Ocelots cooks its meat through friction

by Dr. Robertson September 15, 2005

ocelot

A Homosexual male. A man who is compelled to have sexual relations with other men. See fag.

George Michael is an Ocelot.

by FoamyJesus August 10, 2006

tight like an ocelot

A considerable level of tightness, but about two ranks below that of a tiger.

"Holy shit dude, did you see Kill Bill? It was tight like a fuckin tiger!"

"Naw. It wasn't THAT great. It was tight like an ocelot, sure, but not like a tiger."

by Danny Delinquent December 5, 2003

drunken revolver ocelot

a guy who puts smegma on his sandwiches

"darryl puts smegma on his sandwiches instead of mayonaise."

"dude darryl's a total dro"

by cosmixmaster July 14, 2004