Nutsack Tardzan

A minor injury that occurs during the unlikely combination of circumstances in which one is naked or wearing loose pants, trousers, slacks, shorts, or undergarments on a particularly warm day.

In order for it to happen, one must start a forward pendulous swing while initiating a free fall onto a hard surface, as if to sit. If the timing is precise, the hanging scrotum and concomitant testicles will descend upon the surface at the very bottom of its swing, at maximum kinetic energy, causing an impact not dissimilar to a mentally disabled man attempting to swing on a vine that is just a fraction too long (a Tardzan).

It was really hot out, and I had just peeled my balls off my taint, and plopped down on the bench and pulled a major Nutsack Tardzan.

by Boopieman November 4, 2012

the nutsack slam dunk

the act of one male inserting his testical into a females vagina, often done in the pile-driver position.

warning- only for the flexible

girl-"I want you to dip your balls in me"
guy-"No shit bitch thats called the nutsack slam dunk go look it up"

{does the nutsack slam dunk}

girl-"that was amazing you really know how to dunk those balls I think i-"
guy-"not now bitch, im in the fucking zone (continues to dunk while cutting her off in mid-sentance)"

by zohan pubes December 15, 2010

Cognitive Nutsack

Someone who learned about MBTI and thinks they're a master in psychology. They think their personality(which they picked out biasedly) is the master race and has no clue what cognitive functions are. They are most likely spotted in the wild saying they have an MBTI consisting of an N because they heard intuitives have a high IQ.

Girl "I think the reason I kind make friends is because I'm an INFJ and everyone is scared of my intellect."
Psychologist "Oh shit you're a Cognitive Nutsack."

by Mai Ting Long April 25, 2020

Bloody Nutsack

1. Bloody nutsack could be an insult.

2. Bloody nutsack could also be known as what happens when you go balls deep into a girl while shes on her period.

Miley Britton is a bloody nutsack.

by Bloody nutsacks April 25, 2020

African Nutsack Tickler

An old African-American male that normally looks like Morgan freeman. He goes around tickling Italian male's balls.

Barry: Donquavious Jarhavious keeps tickling my balls during my work meetings!
John: Donquavious Jarhavious is such an African Nutsack Tickler.

by Jamal Quandarius April 19, 2022

Muslim Nutsack

When you apply your bare nut sack to the top of a table then have someone proceed to take a massive stomp right onto your nuts having them explode into many wet chunks of sperm

Shut up before I give you a Muslim nutsack

by Antwan Guzzels November 30, 2018

nutsack

1. A synonym for scrotum, which protects and houses the male testes. Should not be forcefully attacked for any reason.

2. Some asshole using my name to make stupid definitions. *thumbs down*

Get your own name, nutsack.

His nutsack was ripped open when he landed on that pipe, and his balls spilled out.

by Inimical November 7, 2004