nutfuck

nutfuck, as in, douchebag cuntfucking motherfucker who cant keep it up and leads girls on til hell and high water. nutfuck.

Zo told me she thinks Mach is a total nutfuck.

by woolhatdude February 4, 2009

Nutflix

Renting softcore adult movies over Netflix, particularly streaming them over XBOX Live with the hopes of busting a nut.

Guy: "Man, I added Boyz Life 6 to my instant queue on Nutflix last night and sat through the whole thing without busting a nut."
Guy #2: "Aww, damn that sucks man. Next time try Boyz Life 7. Lots of cock, I blew my load everywhere!"

by 69 Cowboys January 10, 2010

Nutfucker

A derogotory name given to teases, aka those who get men excited to the point of climax and then stop.

That nutfucker gave me blueballs...

by ArchuEXE August 29, 2003

nutbull

a word originated in South Jerz meaning an asshole or idiot

Where the fuck is This "Nutbull" at. i been waitin all day.

by luny tunes November 2, 2007

NutFlix

The equivalent of Pornhub on your TV.

Megan:why the hell do you have a subscription to NutFlix? And the family pack subscription!
Edward:PornHub is the past. The future is now, Old (wo)man.
*Edward gets dumped, and has his left hand muscle wayyy larger than his right. He calls it ol' Reliable*

by anonymous March 14, 2018

Nutflix

A movie rentals-by-mail service for squirrels

squirrel#1: Have you rented Over The Hedge yet?
squirrel#2: No, but I'll get it off Nutflix and watch it on nut inside.
squirrel#2: But there's portable nut! You can watch nut outside!

by orijimi June 12, 2006

Nutflix

Gay porn.

Heterosexual friend: "Hey what you doing on the computer?"
Homosexual man: "Oh I was just buying some movies."
Heterosexual friend: "What kind of movies do you like?"
Homosexual man: "Nutflix darling. Nutflix."
Heterosexual friend: "Whatever works for you man!"

by Naughtghey January 10, 2010