nursing

V. The act of drinking a beer very slowly with the intent of not getting drunk at all or actually wasting brew.

Todd: Mike's been drinkin that same beer for like two hours now.

Jon:He's not even drunk. Everyone else is wrrrrecked. He's nursing that shit like a lil bitch

nursing by bryalon March 29, 2009

Nursing blowjob 

A nursing blowjob is when you are in a threesome one of the girls breastfeeds you while the other one will give you a blowjob

I ask my two girlfriends can I have a nursing blowjob

Nursing blowjob by anonymous November 16, 2022

Nurdin 

Nurdin is a swaggy fly Mrstealyogirl type nigga who gets along with the crowd. He'll make your girl get lockjaw.

Damn you see Nurdin over there?
Yeah he look hella fly that nigga got GAME

Nurdin by MysteryioBoy619 October 4, 2016

nursing school 

A place where many will enter and few will graduate, run by the worse nursing instructors of mankind.

Well, I just got into nursing school, hmmm...... I wonder if I will graduate.

nursing school by krh90 September 3, 2009

Nursing School 

World's last legal form of torture. After two years in a gulag learning to "help people", you are shipped off to Siberia for had labor to "help people" as a clinical student. Survivors and escapees of these death camps are rewarded ridiculously by the institutions that monitored the torture. Victims can be identified by scrubs, an enduring symbol of pain and suffering.

Perks from nursing school include the ability to know when the moon is full without looking outside, tell what someone drank and their BAC by smell, and pulling all-nighters as training for overnight shifts after you graduate.

Nursing School by Killa Meplease, RN October 21, 2011

nursing a semi 

when a man gets half exciited. not a full boner, but he is nearly there.

Man, i was nursing a semi when that chic got out of the pool

nursing a semi by Trudub August 29, 2006

Nursing your drink 

Taking far too long to drink your drink.

Stop nursing your drink like a bitch and chug that shit already!

Nursing your drink by Amykins1136 October 25, 2011