douche nozzle

Kayne West at the VMA's.

The douche nozzle interrupted Taylor Swift in her speech.

by Aquafresh6 March 22, 2010

Splooge Nozzle

Noun - meaning the male genitalia. Or any part of the male body that dispenses ejaculate. See also: penis and scrotum.

1. Descriptive use - That hooker punched me right in the Splooge Nozzle!

2. In jest - Dude, quit acting like such a Splooge Nozzle.
3. In anger - Shut up Splooge Nozzle!
4. Plural - PETA is full of a bunch of Splooge Nozzles.

by JG, MR, CB, and C Money April 9, 2010

Nozzlebag

Derivative of douchebag, with the appeal of a fun word. A noticeably unsavory person, with whom you, in general, would prefer not have to mingle with.

That nozzlebag stole the change out of my ashtray.

by Danny Durden September 13, 2020

Turd nozzle

One who excels in areas of douchebaggery A dork of monumental proportion.

"hey, my girlfriend is such a turd nozzle!"

by Airlats September 10, 2011

Shit Nozzle

One whose mouth constantly spews "shit" like the nozzle of a hose.

"Damn, That Ken sure is a shit nozzle"

by waxcocks February 15, 2009

nozzle fest

A disproportionate ratio of males to females.

There are so many dudes in here it's a nozzle fest.

by bob h boberson May 10, 2008

Twat nozzle

noun - a jerk, a dick. So repugnant in words, acts and/or deeds, that they are only good enough to hide in moist, dank nasty places. Worse than your average dick-head.

Can you believe what a jerk he was today? What a twat nozzle!

by bunnysmama October 31, 2010