Nobjaw - when you give a dude advice about their personal love life and they say something about you as a thanks in return!
Dude: yeah can i have some advice about my love life from you?
You: yeah sure!
Dude: well my ex hates this girl who i have led on too much and i wanna get out of her life so what should i do
You: **here you give advice to your dude friend and you are waiting for a thank you**
Dude: Ok. You seem pretty free and relaxed around **some other dude at school/college/university/work place etc**
you: just wtf has that gotta do with anything ? what an utter NOBJAW!
You: yeah sure!
Dude: well my ex hates this girl who i have led on too much and i wanna get out of her life so what should i do
You: **here you give advice to your dude friend and you are waiting for a thank you**
Dude: Ok. You seem pretty free and relaxed around **some other dude at school/college/university/work place etc**
you: just wtf has that gotta do with anything ? what an utter NOBJAW!
by dooneafavor July 27, 2010
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by AishY123 June 21, 2011
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It refers to someone who likes riding 10-inch titans in their spare time, rather than being social. They usually make jokes about your mother 24/7 just to cover up their eternal sadness and the severe lack of a father figure in their life.
They also tend to smoke and then un-ironically brag about it because they think it makes then a sex symbol, when in reality, it just gives them lung cancer.
How to spot a Nobjockey.
Here are some common characteristics of a Nobjockey to help you stay away from their abysmally stupid personality.
1. North Face Jacket
2. Black Nike Air Force 1s
3. Any form of Stone Island clothing (you're really paying that much for a compass badge on your arm you twit)
4. Own a pitbull
5. Play Call of Duty Warzone all day
6. Has 5 teeth
7. Greasy hair
8. Has taken any form of land management or agriculture courses at school or college.
It refers to someone who likes riding 10-inch titans in their spare time, rather than being social. They usually make jokes about your mother 24/7 just to cover up their eternal sadness and the severe lack of a father figure in their life.
They also tend to smoke and then un-ironically brag about it because they think it makes then a sex symbol, when in reality, it just gives them lung cancer.
How to spot a Nobjockey.
Here are some common characteristics of a Nobjockey to help you stay away from their abysmally stupid personality.
1. North Face Jacket
2. Black Nike Air Force 1s
3. Any form of Stone Island clothing (you're really paying that much for a compass badge on your arm you twit)
4. Own a pitbull
5. Play Call of Duty Warzone all day
6. Has 5 teeth
7. Greasy hair
8. Has taken any form of land management or agriculture courses at school or college.
by Rhetorical answer May 11, 2022
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the act of licking powdered narcotic residue left in or around another's nostril(s) after insufflation
Ryan was upset when he showed up late after we finished the baggie so he nozejerried everyone to get at least a little high.
by poopooOU812 April 12, 2025
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