Namastercard

Religious greeting spawned by the synthesis of eastern and western philosophies. Translates as "the rampant consumer in me recognizes the rampant consumer in you." Predominantly used from the last Friday of November until Dec 24, a time period honored as "the most fiscally lucrative for the retail segment time of year."

Consumer 1: Namastercard, friend.
Consumer 2: Namastercard. Yes, I too am willing to kill you and your extended family for that last PS5.
Together: violence erupts

by Slaymeister November 26, 2021

noreaster

when you have you lovely girlfriend/wife/fuck buddy laying on the bed on her back with her head hanging off, mouth wide open, you grab her by the back and front of her neck (with each hand)and violently fuck her mouth. this position gives you a straight shot down her mouth. no bullshit that she cant take it all. the "noreaster" name comes from its founder with the last name "snow"

dude, the other night i gave my girl a noreaster and you should have heard the gagging noises she was making.

by peter parker November 1, 2004

nojmaster

The guy who knows just how fucking stupid you really are.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

noreaster

One of the many names that gaudy rich people give the yacht and country clubs.

Hey Chip, going to the Noreaster tonight?

No, No, Bunny and I will be at The Bird's Nest.

by ritechus February 28, 2005

natmaster

A legit, gnarly girl from California.

Hey, that girl over there is such a natmaster.

by heyprincess November 26, 2010

Nomster

What people become when they nom to extent that it starts to take over...O.o

Don't nom too hard! You might become a nomster like your Uncle Bill!

by I. Am. A. Lolcat. August 13, 2012

Noobmaster69

The fortnite kid who mocked and called Korg (Thor's friend) a dickhead in Avengers: Endgame. Also known as the next mcu big bad.

aye shit bro i guess xmen and fantastic 4 r gonna have to defeat the almighty noobmaster69

by Fuck sergio ramos May 4, 2019