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norse rune only lane

seeming indication of confused street signage e.g. when approaching a traffic rotary or five way intersection.
don't backseat drive, please- i'm in the NORSE RUNE ONLY LANE. if i nauthiz from this lane i'll invite the cops as well as destiny. i'm trying to invite glory and wisdom by flipping a wunjo at the rotary.
by lexicali slim September 22, 2009
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nurse quacktitioner

A nurse who thinks she is a doctor.
Nurse: "I subscribe to professional medical journals! I am a nurse practitioner!!!"
Me: More like 'nurse quacktitioner' to me.
by JRSchwartz March 5, 2019
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wet nurse

Someone who breastfeeds a baby when its mother cannot.
I had a masectomy so my sister wet nursed little Johnny.
by Lokix July 21, 2008
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nursery rhymes

The slightly rediculous rhymes your mother told you when you were little. They usually contain babies crashing to the ground in cradles, and riding riding six white horses around moutains.
Boy: Mom, did you tell me nursery rhymes when I was litte?

Mother: Yes, you loved the one about some guy burning his package on a candle stick.
by Dr.Pepperlotsundbergy April 26, 2008
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head nurse

1. The lead nurse working on a shift.

2. The nurse with the dirtiest knees. Much more valuable and rare than definition 1.
1. The head nurse is coming to remove your catheter.

2. The head nurse relieved me of some pressure in my groin.
by Madmann October 8, 2005
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Nurses tea

When freshly brewed tea is topped up with a splash of cold water (before or after the milk) to make it cool enough to drink straight away!

Called nurses tea as nurses don't have time to wait around for their tea to cool down!
Please would you make mine a nurses tea!

Or

Is this nurses tea? I don't have much time!
by Dandyfoot August 27, 2019
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nurse flick

When you have an erection in a hospital and the nurse flicks the penis to instantly turn it flaccid
Oh man, I was so embarrassed at the doctors the other day. I had a hard on in front of the doctor. They gave me the nurse flick and didn't mention it again.
by Clayton1422 February 29, 2016
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