That's Not Kosher

A phrase, interchangeable with 'that's pork', normally used in reaction to unpleasant conversation.

#1: Man, I just took the most epic shite of my life, it proper stunk up the place.

#2: Jesus dude, that's not kosher.

by Tiggerback June 20, 2010

feel disgusting not knowing

if a person wants to know something really bad, but has no chance to fulfill his desire at the moment.

Guy joins a group of friends.

Friend1: (...) TRUE FUCKING STORY!
Friend2: OMFG MUAHAHAHA!
Friend3: HAHA BEST STORY EVER!
Guy: What? Oh no, I came too late. Please, tell me the story. Please, please.
Friend1: Nope, it's too fucking funny to tell it twice.
Guy: AAARGH! I FEEL DISGUSTING NOT KNOWING!

by vascodagamer November 30, 2011

Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!

You're such a slut! Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

by skylarskank June 28, 2008

Not Kirk

Someone who is the opposite of gay or identify's as straight

"Yo dude Kevin asked that hot girl out last night!"
"What a total Not Kirk guy"

by Straightguywithagoodtime December 16, 2018

Do not kick Leo or Charles

Please

I am begging you, Do not kick Leo or Charles

by Ça October 8, 2020

not kosher

The noble founder of ontd_anas

Not Kosher: Don't forget to douche!
Aurosan: Douching is bad for you!

by notkoshersbigfan January 8, 2008

not kosh

contraction of "not kosher" (synonymous with weak, not cool, and lame)

"Not Kosh" means that whatever it is being said of is simply not alright, or acceptable.

"i gotta confession to make, man. i got knocked out, and next thing i know, i'm waking up.. in bed.. naked.. being spooned Ogarth, that hairy viking warrior from the past."

"oh, bummer dude! your ass feel alright?"

"fuck no! feels like i've had a tree trunk up in me!"

"damn, dude."

"but.. you know.. i kind of.. like it."

" ...Not kosh, dude. Not even kosh."

by teensies September 3, 2005