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opTimistic

Feeling that a virtually impossible task is completely reasonable and can be done in an absurd timeframe for minimal resources.
I'm very opTimistic that we can complete a better DayZ clone in like a few months despite having absolutely no professional game development experience!
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optimistical

Being optimistic in your own fantasy world.
I am optimistical that my Prince Charming will ride in on a beautiful white unicorn someday.
by Cat Hernandez February 23, 2007
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optimistic dab

When a male urinates, then proceeds to dab the tip of his penis with a single square of toilet paper or something akin to a baby-wipe.

This ritual is a crude, but slightly considerate, attempt at hygiene when the male is optimistic about receiving fellatio in the near future. Usually occurs when sex appears imminent but the male must excuse himself in order to urinate.

The optimistic dab, while very similar to a full solar-eclipse in the fact that it is rarely seen, only becomes in evident in one of two common situations:

1. The male and his sexual partner reside in the same residence and the aforementioned male fails to know properly operate the bathroom door while urinating

2. When the male is beginning to receive fellatio and the female, while flicking her tongue across the head of his penis, realizes her partner's cock tastes like a wet-nap one receives in a BBQ restaurant. Thanks.
"Why are you wiping instead of shaking? Oh. Wait. Is that an optimistic dab? How cute."

Alternatively,

"Darling, your cock tastes like soap. Mind using something other than a wet-nap next time you do an optimistic dab?"
by twittish July 10, 2009
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Nossimistic

Means that you may be Pessimistic but you still give life a chance
"He's/She's rather Nossimistic"

"You are so Nossmistic"
"That is so Nossimistic"
by Nossimistic January 26, 2022
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Cynically optimistic

When you're really negative about something you're actually looking forward to.
Marriage is the biggest mistake I can't wait to make. It's the only thing I've ever been cynically optimistic about.
by Sanityfan November 29, 2015
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Optimistic Shopper

The opposite of a smart shopper. One who tends to spend their money frequently using their optimistic senses.
I buy a lot of different things because I am an optimistic shopper, and frankly I'm quite proud of it.
by Whatsup123 May 15, 2011
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OptimisticRanger

A conversational broadcaster is OptimisticRanger, he loves to chat.
by JapansFinestMiner July 13, 2022
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