Noog

When someone takes your backpack, removes the contents, flips the backpack inside out, and puts back in the contents. Afterwards the backpack is often stapled shut along the zipper. Other ways to keep it shut is to put a paperclip between the zippers on the inside. In the most extreme cases, the backpack is buried underground or sealed in a metal box.

I just nooged Tylers backpack with duct tape!

by theantidote December 17, 2004

Nooge

A person who's so crazy hardly anyone can be around them

Gosh! She's such a nooge!

by Noogetacofreakingtaco September 13, 2010

Nooging

The art of nooging refers to executing a perfect noog. It involves smoothly taking someones bag without them knowing, turning it inside out and rezipping it in the shortest possible time, and then prevent it's unnooging through, wrapping the bag in tape and/or paperclipping the zippers together.

Freshman: Man, I hate nooging.
Freshman 2: Yeah, me too. Yesterday a big scary upperclassman through me in a locker and nooged my bag.
Freshman: That fucking sucks. I bet you had to take the walk of shame too.
Freshman 2: Yeah.
Freshman: Faggot.

by Trey Cole October 30, 2004

Nooge

When someone gets the mouth piece on a hookah, pipe, or joint wet with saliva

Dude, you f*cking nooged the hookah!

by DJ Muffy September 25, 2005

Noog

Stanley Fresh Dry White cask wine. As consumed by the MCR.

"Hey, there goes those wacky MCR guys again, drinking noog as usual."
"Yeah. Don't you just wish you were them?"
"Hell yes."

by mcr January 23, 2005

nooge

Hey even if I am ugly and a geek well oh ok then fine....but I would like to say that atleast I am not rhys...

The One, The Only, THE NOOGE

by nooge September 5, 2004

Noog

A dumbass bitch or term for being a dumbass bitch

Leon “you are such a noog”
Henry “I’m not the noog when your around”

They both were noogs

by Enya231 October 29, 2019