Nonce Sweets

When an older Male/Female offers out sweets to those considerably younger than them, in hope of achieving some affection in return.

Hey, did you see Paul handing out his nonce sweets at reception?

by Mr.GS March 27, 2019

I’m a nonce

Known from famous Shannon Briggs let go (champ) I’m a nonce is a English word for I’m a (pedophile)

Nico: say your welsh

Shannon: I’m a nonce

by Jordan yaaa November 19, 2019

nonce-sense

The way in which Peadophiles reason.
from Brass Eye

'Who would abduct a child?'
"i don't know, its absolute nonce-sense'

by AbbotWhite October 21, 2007

Work Nonce

Someone who loves work too much and doesn't like going home

See he is doing overtime again the work nonce

by benji19 November 14, 2019

Golden Nonce

To do a tiny poo and blame it on the closest obese male

Matt felt cheeky and decided to pop a Golden Nonce and blame it on Ace

by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023

Strokey nonce

Morgan

He referred to his girlfriend as a child, because he was a proper strokey nonce.

by Ily Morgan xoxo December 5, 2018

noice

nice, but better in every way possible.
pronounciation: noyce

-"i just got a really tiny shoe in the mail."
-"NOICE!!!"

by Scott V April 26, 2006