Nooch Juice

Vaginal Fluid cause from women having sexual intercourse. Nooch Juice is caused by sexual eruptions.

Phil: Mike is that Nooch Juice all over your nose?!
Mike: Yeah I went to the strip club and got my nose wet if you know what I mean!

by Whitt43 March 30, 2008

noochevader

1. of or pertaining to females interested in the sexual organs of other females. see lesbian.
2. derivitive of the word nooche which can be substituted in for any adjective

1. i heard jessica ate that girl out, do you think shes a noochevader?
2. what a noochetastic day!

by the higher commision of the removal of noochevaders October 21, 2007

Noochy Droog

A foolish person. Commonly used to insult someone for no reason other than fun. A very casual slang word, and can be said as just "Nooch," or "Droog."

Jimbo: "Hey, why did you do that you noochy droog?"

Blobby: "I like to eat flesh, you droog! You are my human cattle!"

by Lard boy of lard May 22, 2018

Nooching

Maximum compensation for minimal effort

Tim sat in his car all day and still made $40 an hour. He is nooching.

by Steady Teddy December 2, 2019

gender noochi

the term for a women’s choochi, but the women uses gender neutral pronouns.

{in dms} hey girl can i see your gender noochi

by im.a.veggie October 8, 2018

Snooch to the Nooch

The greeting of all greetings. Used when the usual "hey" or "hello" just doesn't seem appropriate.

Hey Snooch to the Nooch my friend!

by bubbagumper6 February 22, 2011

noochbag

Nooch: An expression used at the end of a joke or a bashing.

ex. Dude your mama is so fat, that when she sits aroud the house, man she sits AROUND the house! Nooch!

Therefore, a noochbag is someone who constantly bashes people and excessively uses the word Nooch at the end of their sentence.

my friend Josh is a noochbag, he constantly bashes me for everything lol. He wont let up!

Johnson: "dammit man this hotdog is gross, its all limp and soggy"

Josh: "THATS WHAT YOUR MOM SAID LAST NIGHT" NOOCH!

by noochbag nick November 23, 2009