Get thee to a nunnery

A literate way of telling a whore to GTFO. For the times when a simple "fuck off" just doesn't do it for you.

Often used when condescension is desired, this term leaves a lasting sting that can only be made by citing shakespeare. Confusion, hurt, and self-doubt often are common side effects experienced by its victims. To be used wisely, or not to be used at all.

Whore: "Hey there, buy me a drink?"
You: "Get thee to a nunnery, skank."
Whore: *sob*

by MC Hamlet, Esquire February 1, 2010

noncerino

An amazing person who catches nonces pedos

Cre4tor is a noncerino

by Cre4tor November 6, 2020

'nanner

"'nanner" is a slang for banana.

Can you go to the shop and get me some 'nanners?

by Serminigo May 30, 2006

nooner-bits

Not having actual sex during lunch, but having parts of it, like blowjob, eating out, fingering ect.... during lunch

"Jane and I pulled off some quick nooner-bits in the office earlier today."

by braves505 July 14, 2009

Nannerstein

The act of cutting a banana in half (leaving the peel on, of course) and approaching someone from behind with the two halves of the banana and smashing both halves against the person's neck, to create a "frankenstein" look with the two halves of the banana. Term coined by Johnny Szyperski of Spring Lake Park, MN.

See "definition" section for an example of how to "nannerstein" someone.

by sarahnorine July 28, 2012

Noncery

Committing an act that is a bit sus around children or underage people. Being a nonce (pedophile).

That is some pure noncery from Jeremy .

by Vexotic__ February 4, 2021

Oh-Noner

Used to describe an erection that you get from something that you never expected would give you an erection. Puts an official name to the infamous "surprise" boner.

Alternate definition: An erection that one WILL receive while watching Apollo Anton Ohno speed skate; it's inevitable.

"It was the weirdest thing. I went to flip the light switch and the static shock gave me a raging Oh-Noner. I had no idea I was even into that stuff!"

by Gorky's Zygotic Glove Puppet January 23, 2014