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Nonce Sweets

When an older Male/Female offers out sweets to those considerably younger than them, in hope of achieving some affection in return.
Hey, did you see Paul handing out his nonce sweets at reception?
by Mr.GS March 27, 2019
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sem noçao

literally: "without any notion"

1. an expression used in Brazil to describe someone who is clueless, sometimes cheeky and that has absolutely no respect whatsoever for the rules that govern life in society.

2. alternatively, the expression can be used in a more positive way, when the absence of norms is actually more than welcomed! As such, the expression can be used to describe a party that is so insanely out of control, you begin to regret that you're probably too drunk to remember anything the next morning!!!
first meaning:

-Man: a real man should admit his fears, a real woman should know how to cook!
Women all over the world: This guy is completely "sem noçao"!

-Woman in a nightclub: "hey you, you wanna to go to the bar, get something to drink?
Man: What? You want me to pay for your drink or something? Listen woman, I don't have to pay for affection!

Later on, woman to her friends: .... Oh...my...God.. I should have totally made out with that guy, he was so "sem noçao"! "

second meaning:

-Man calls his friend during carnival:

"Dude, last night was completely "sem noçao", I had caipirinhas in my veins, I almost got in a fight with a midget, I started dancing on a barrel in a weird bar, a hot cougar ripped my shirt open and stole my hat, I maxed out my credit card, I sexted all the contacts in my cellphone and I woke up with nail scratches on my back and dollar bills all around my boxer shorts! wait, this isn't my hotel room!?!? "
by paraparaparapaparapapa October 17, 2011
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nocal

Short term for Northern California, norcal is another term used mainly by nocalers A place with a massive inferiority complex to their neighbors to the south (socal). A socaler's first trip to nocal is always a shock due to the fact that they usually find out about this massive inferiority complex. Comments about the smog and that socalers steal their water will always come us.

This comes to a surprise to most socalers because growing up in places like: LA, OC, San Diego, Long Beach, and even the the meth-infested Riverside, socalers do not care about nocalers. Nocal never cross the mind of socalers unless they visit there or they meet a travelling nocaler. For some reason nocalers are obsessed with hating socal even though they love to visit Disneyland. It can be compared to the New Englanders hating New Yorkers.

The capital of nocal is San Francisco. Referred as "the city" by nocalers even though it is only 7 mi X 7 mi large (a fraction of the size of the San Fernando Valley section of LA). All the cool things in nocal are relegated to "the city" because nocalers love to live bland lives. Inland nocal is Sacramento and places like Redding, Modesto, and Lodi, all full of white trash and rednecks. The Bay Area sans SF is chalk full of lilly-white liberals who speak of equal rights but are too afraid to go to black or Latino neighborhoods. This is another underlying reason for their hate for socal. All the Bay Area suburbs are geographically segregated and suburbs like Walnut Creek, Napa, and Pleasanton stay lilly white while Los Angeles area suburbs are all intermingled. Bay Area residents do not like to mention this and like to keep up their liberal facade.
There's a reason they call them NOcal and SOcal.
by deeznutz October 31, 2004
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I’m a nonce

Known from famous Shannon Briggs let go (champ) I’m a nonce is a English word for I’m a (pedophile)
Nico: say your welsh

Shannon: I’m a nonce
by Jordan yaaa November 19, 2019
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nonce-sense

The way in which Peadophiles reason.
from Brass Eye
'Who would abduct a child?'
"i don't know, its absolute nonce-sense'
by AbbotWhite October 21, 2007
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nonaversary

The date that you got married to your ex-spouse
I'm celebrating y first nonaversary by getting a boobjob and going to South Beach with my squad.
by Faster Redhead May 24, 2016
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Work Nonce

Someone who loves work too much and doesn't like going home
See he is doing overtime again the work nonce
by benji19 November 14, 2019
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