noble wank

To remain stoic and in touch with your spiritual side while engaging in the act of masturbation. It could also be to masturbate with a higher purpose in mind than merely the pursuit of bodily pleasures.

Father: son, did i just catch you tugging your meat soldier?

son: yes dad, but dont worry, it was a noble wank.

Father: Well that's ok then son, you have maintained your dignity. I'll speak with your mother and see if we cant raise your allowance a bit.

son: thank you father.

by Dasten June 2, 2014

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Noble Street

Noble street is the high school where once you are handed 4 demerits, you get an automatic detention. Fucking bitches right? They are very strict. If you even tap someone it’s an automatic 4 demerits. They let you have your phone in your pockets but once they see a tiny bit of your phone, 4 demerits. Teachers are on your ass 24/7. They also have something called a Lasalle. You have to go to burnside(our lunchroom) after school for 30 minutes if you don’t finish your homework or don’t do it at all. Even if you forget to do one question, it’s a lasalle. Oh yeah, detention is 2 hours. They give you a packet to work on in detention. You have to serve a detention only on fridays. On top of that, on fridays, we get out at 1:15. So getting detentions aren’t so pleasing huh? If you get a lasalle on friday but you also have a detention, u have to serve your detention then stay another 30 minutes for your Lasalle. Noble street gives you a lot of homework everyday :( It’s also full of hoes and potheads. There’s a lot of fights too and drama but what can i say? Be Noble right?

“you go to noble street? must suck.”

by UrMomLickedMyToes September 29, 2019

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Nadler

To walk slowly and carefully to the nearest exit when one has sharted in his/her pants.

Omar pulled a nadler while waiting in the cafeteria line when he realized what had happened.

by Words4Days September 24, 2020

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Noble Six

Noble Six was the main character of the 2010 video game Halo: Reach which was developed by Bungie Studios! Noble Six canonically dies in August 30, 2552 on the final mission: Lone Wolf! When he was stabbed multiple times by the 3 final Zealots!

Me: Nooooooo! Why did Noble Six die?!
My Friend: Dude it’s just a game chill!
Me: IT’S NOT A GAME TO ME!!!

by FriskWasTaken May 31, 2021

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Uncle Nole

The gross uncle you were never told you had. He makes bad jokes and often links them to his unnamed ex-wife. Said jokes usually only get one laugh.

(Uncle Nole is a character by Noel Miller)

"Who let Uncle Nole in the house again?"

by Gay Man #3 April 8, 2019

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