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nock comedy

Something that freshmen post for attention that isn’t actually funny, either because it’s illegal or just straight up obnoxious. It’s the epitome of suburban high schooler exhibitionism.
Dude 1: did you see that video of those freshmen throwing a bike in the lake?
Dude 2: yea, that wasn’t cool. I hate nock comedy.
by rickbone1055 May 30, 2019
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What the Fock my Nock

Person 1 - Man I hate girls.....

Person 1's friend - What the fock my nock!!
by camclw January 28, 2010
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Nock

Man who is well endowed. Incredibly nice cock
Female 1: did you see nock today?
Female 2: his cock is incredibly nice. He’s quite well endowed!
by nockfartsstinky!! April 9, 2022
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Nock

The result of blood vessels breaking under the skin which is a common symptom of having way too much sex/masturbation. This turns the testicles a very dark grey/black color. Only really noticeable on White Males.
Guy 1: Suck my Nock you gay fag
Guy 2: Ew...no
by Meme Eggs And Ham January 22, 2022
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Yock Nock

LikeYou know” but for goobers
This food be fire, yock nock!
by BRetz23 February 1, 2023
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Nock

Friend 1: “I was sucking my bfs dick yesterday and I bit it off”

Friend 2: “WHAT THE!!! You’re a weirdo. you’re a complete nock.”
by d4t1batch December 29, 2022
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nock pock

Girl: hey boy, i want your nock pock tonite
Boy: you know i want it too, its great
Girl: ohhhh ahhhhh hmmmmm
girl: (screams in delight)
by U!tdm tusks May 21, 2018
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