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nock comedy

Something that freshmen post for attention that isn’t actually funny, either because it’s illegal or just straight up obnoxious. It’s the epitome of suburban high schooler exhibitionism.
Dude 1: did you see that video of those freshmen throwing a bike in the lake?
Dude 2: yea, that wasn’t cool. I hate nock comedy.
by rickbone1055 May 30, 2019
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What the Fock my Nock

Person 1 - Man I hate girls.....

Person 1's friend - What the fock my nock!!
by camclw January 28, 2010
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Nock Nock Nitch

A game played very much like Ding Dong Ditch, but is used for houses that don't have doorbells.
David: Hey Chris, do you want to play Nock Nock Nitch?

Chris: Sure.

(Knock Knock)

(Chris & David run)
by Chris Manger May 14, 2009
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Nock

The result of blood vessels breaking under the skin which is a common symptom of having way too much sex/masturbation. This turns the testicles a very dark grey/black color. Only really noticeable on White Males.
Guy 1: Suck my Nock you gay fag
Guy 2: Ew...no
by Meme Eggs And Ham January 22, 2022
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Nock

Man who is well endowed. Incredibly nice cock
Female 1: did you see nock today?
Female 2: his cock is incredibly nice. He’s quite well endowed!
by nockfartsstinky!! April 9, 2022
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Nock Off

the best clothing brand coming out of New Hampshire.
Yo, you see those kid wear those sick nock off shirts. Yeah I want to get a few.
by Felix the Nock Off Cat September 23, 2011
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Nock

Just like bussy (boy pussy), gock (girl cock), the newest installment is nock (nonbinary cock)
They had a massive nock, I was so shocked!
by hammyJ802 November 8, 2022
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