nock comedy

Something that freshmen post for attention that isn’t actually funny, either because it’s illegal or just straight up obnoxious. It’s the epitome of suburban high schooler exhibitionism.

Dude 1: did you see that video of those freshmen throwing a bike in the lake?
Dude 2: yea, that wasn’t cool. I hate nock comedy.

by rickbone1055 May 30, 2019

What the Fock my Nock

What the fuck my nigga!!

Person 1 - Man I hate girls.....

Person 1's friend - What the fock my nock!!

by camclw January 28, 2010

fock my nock

its the dumb version of fuck my cock

your left nut: fock my nock
Joe Biden: yahhh queennn
your left nut: no not u
Joe Biden: *cry*
ChairCouch: me?
your left nut: yahhh
(seggys)

by your left nut March 16, 2021

Nock

To put on a front, Stunting, Trying Too Hard, to want attention, Wanting To Be Seen Badly.

Debra there’s no need to nock, we all see you here.

by IG: Savvy.Bryce April 23, 2018

Nock off with your frock off

Follow up of 'rock out with your cock out'

Meaning TO PARTY HARD.

dude, are you going to the party tonight?
'Yes, im gonna nock off with your frock off' ;)

by Lauraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 15, 2009

Nock

A person who’s a dick eater

Friend 1: “I was sucking my bfs dick yesterday and I bit it off”

Friend 2: “WHAT THE!!! You’re a weirdo. you’re a complete nock.”

by d4t1batch December 29, 2022

Nock

Man who is well endowed. Incredibly nice cock

Female 1: did you see nock today?
Female 2: his cock is incredibly nice. He’s quite well endowed!

by nockfartsstinky!! April 9, 2022