nobby

A manky old guy with a grizzly full beard, skanky unwashed hair, and thick rimmed glasses with a near permanent roll up fag in his mouth. Often seen walking out of off-licences.

I saw the worst possible Nobby on the train earlier.

by Arkatos June 19, 2004

Nobbular

A homie that is exceptionally rad with big dick and always goes to the beach with the boys.

Did you just wave brah, that shit was nobbular!

by Nicjack February 2, 2021

Storm Nobber

Aka the Facebook weather police. They moan their asses off when it's too hot and totally piss their pants during a thunderstorm. "OMG it's raining outside"...You don't need a Facebook weatherman to tell you which way the wind is blowing!

Did you see all the Storm Nobbers on Facebook last night? ...Yeah...what's all that about!?

by Dunney Boy July 17, 2015

dick nobbed

When you remove the door knob from your door and then stick your penis in it hoping some one will grab it

I got dick nobbed by my granddad last night

by Gandalf-the-GR8 August 19, 2016

Nobber

This is the millenium entry for "nob" deriving from the terms prick, penis, cock, dick or dickhead. Personal insult directed at the candidate for acts of pure nobberism.

You absolute f***ing nobber

by Daisy December 9, 2003

dobber nobber

A guy who is a total dickhead. Someone who is extremely opinionated and basically talks oot of his arse.

That guy is such a fucking dobber nobber

by JZnomo April 5, 2006

foxy nobber

a guy with flame coloured hair, along the lines of auburn with summershine brown

Foxy griffin who lights up the nights sky.

by Rob Lane May 25, 2004