by zellner September 10, 2011
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"Yea man, i bet you had to spit some game to hit that!"
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"Nah man she was an empty netter"
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by J-Mayne June 18, 2008
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Get the Nettey mug.Nanette means a person who is kind, sweet, loyal, reliable and a very good friend. BUT, if you cross or betray her, she will never forget and may also never forgive. She is no doormat.
by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the Nanette mug.The process in which a human male that has recently finished his coming of age, still finds himself bound to modern internet society and culture. As he watches his peers socialize with potential mates, soon the realization sets in, that his own "coming of age" was encased by a digital webbing spun by the meme driven hive-mind personality that we call internet. With social skills strung up and instructed by online culture, and a frail pool of interests to draw from (mainly consisting of memes or video games, both of which are limited in variety as the victim in most cases will only associate himself with things that are accepted by the vast majority of the internet society.) it becomes quite obvious to him, and even more obvious to the poor souls who wind up the guinea pigs to his mateless revelation, that the victims testicles have undoubtedly become strapped down by the social leash of his secluded upbringing, and that the leash will only let his want to interact go so far. Throughout early life, unknowingly, the Nutt-Netted individual had let his nutts become ensnared by the net of which he trusted to catch his fall time and time again. This is what happens when the internet has netted someones nutts. Only time and years of embarrassment will tell if a victim will be able to untangle himself. Although, in very rare instances, men will take their seemingly permanent virginity and pave the road for conversation, albeit horribly awkward.
Person A: "Poor guy, I wish I could give him some advice, but he only communicates through printed out memes."
Person B: "I didn't think it was that bad, it's 2045, memes are literally in the history books and he still relies on things like doge to try and create conversation?"
Person A: "He was raised off memes, hes lived off memes, he's so dependent on old internet culture that hes been nutt-netted for 50 years from birth to this day."
Person B: "I didn't think it was that bad, it's 2045, memes are literally in the history books and he still relies on things like doge to try and create conversation?"
Person A: "He was raised off memes, hes lived off memes, he's so dependent on old internet culture that hes been nutt-netted for 50 years from birth to this day."
by Cippster October 18, 2016
Get the Nutt-Netted mug.A middle aged uneducated white trash woman who likely has too many kids she can’t afford. Has nothing to offer, and as a result is likely remarried to the first fat drunken loser she saw who is the male her. Family or community is important to her because she is always asking for favors and mooching off everyone. Like her name, she is extremely fake and tries to fool everyone new she meets. Spends her days unemployed, pretending to be a successful small business owner (common in rural areas), and getting drunk at bars with money she doesn’t have. Gives off the false image of a perfect family when her husband treats her kids (the ones that talk to her) and herself like garbage. Avoid any woman named Nanette for the safety of your sanity and wallet.
A middle aged uneducated white trash woman who likely has too many kids she can’t afford. Has nothing to offer, and as a result is likely remarried to some fat drunken loser who is the male her. Family or community is important to her because she is always asking for favors and mooching off everyone. Like her name, she is extremely fake and tries to fool everyone new she meets. Spends her days unemployed, pretending to be a successful small business owner (common in rural areas), and getting drunk at bars with money she doesn’t have. Gives off the false image of a perfect family when her husband treats her kids (the ones that talk to her) and herself like garbage. Avoid any woman named Nanette for the safety of your sanity and wallet.
“You should come to my lake house, we can go to the lake in my new 90s boat and drive around in my new luxury car!”
“You work at a deli and your husband is unemployed, how can you afford all this?”
“Don’t worry about it, I just pulled a Nanette and asked my son to loan me some cash. Told him we were starving.”
“Drinks Friday night?”
“Can’t, I have a date. Her name is Nanette. At this point I’ll take what I can get.”
“You should come to my lake house, we can go to the lake in my new 90s boat and drive around in my new luxury car!”
“You work at a deli and your husband is unemployed, how can you afford all this?”
“Don’t worry about it, I just pulled a Nanette and asked my son to loan me some cash. Told him we were starving.”
“Drinks Friday night?”
“Can’t, I have a date. Her name is Nanette. At this point I’ll take what I can get.”
by Biz bestie October 31, 2023
Get the Nanette mug.from the abbreviation of Lounette, she is an amazing woman. Pefect and peculiar in her own way. She an amazing creature god has sent down to rescue this boy from himself.
by Astro5169 April 11, 2011
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