by AceHood420 April 27, 2017
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Their lives are currentley being filmed for a Michael Moore epic "The Virgin Console". The members of this "elite" group of lonely bastards are usually aged from 20-40 while still living in the murky depths of their mother's basements. Their sexual actvity (Hentai Maturbation) must be done secretley as time is limited, as their mothers seem to have a knack for sensing semen. It is from that fact Nintendicks have been forced to evolve, allowing themselves to ejaculate within a matter of seconds. Their uncanny ability to whack off is a sign of Nintendo's greatest leap of evolution. Congratulations Nintendo! Thousands of generations will end thanks to your absolutley nerd enticing, retardation enducing brand of rpg bullshit. Well Done!
Their lives are currentley being filmed for a Michael Moore epic "The Virgin Console". The members of this "elite" group of lonely bastards are usually aged from 20-40 while still living in the murky depths of their mother's basements. Their sexual actvity (Hentai Maturbation) must be done secretley as time is limited, as their mothers seem to have a knack for sensing semen. It is from that fact Nintendicks have been forced to evolve, allowing themselves to ejaculate within a matter of seconds. Their uncanny ability to whack off is a sign of Nintendo's greatest leap of evolution. Congratulations Nintendo! Thousands of generations will end thanks to your absolutley nerd enticing, retardation enducing brand of rpg bullshit. Well Done!
by Sonyroolz September 21, 2005
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After a long night of playing his Nintendo John had to call in sick for work the next day as he was day to day with Nintennis Elbow.
by Phill Latio April 5, 2008
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''Nooo! I Can't be seen hanging with a Nintendnerd.''
''Nooo! I Can't be seen hanging with a Nintendnerd.''
by Penda October 16, 2008
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I got nintendoed by gapora gabora in ocarina of time!
by Miamoto January 12, 2016
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Was in the bar last night and this one girl walked by with a skimpy littel shirt on, her nintendos were so sexy I couldn't focus on anything else.
by Donjavaman October 18, 2011
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