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Nietzsche

An insane, Polish-German anarchist philosopher from the 19th century. He is a very misunderstood figure and his books should probably be banned world-wide, as they are very dangerous.

Nietzsche was possibly bisexual and possibly a closeted pedophile. He caught syphilis from a prostitute while he was a teenager and went insane later in life.

Basically, he believed that the ideal humans, the Ubermensch were a peoples that rose above all forms of morality and standards and other races. He believed that humans were inherently evil by birth and that good and bad and emotions are only constructs. Basically, he was a psychopath and a wackjob in disguise as a philosopher. To sum it up: his philosophy is about how to be a parasite and a bloodsucker and deceive your way to power.

He hated philosophers like Plato; whom could be called the antithesis of his philosophy. He believed that human beings created morals as a way to beguile their way to power. Essentially; he believed that there was no such thing as good in the world; and would be an apologist for people such as criminals, child killers and pedophiles, and other scum. He believed that Greco-Romans, or people who seek justice or truth, were Last men, or Untermensch.
Example of Nietzsche's philosophy, If you've played videos games:

The Ubermensch is actually the games: Halo or Doom

But some people mistakenly believe that Nietzsche is: Final Fantasy or the Legend of Zelda (which is actually Plato's philosophy.)
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Nietzsche

Nietsche: Originator of a philosophy easily condenced into Cliff's notes and slogans. see definitions above
Nietzsche is the greatest man who ever lived,I read all about him in those little yellow books.
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Friedrich Nietzsche

Despite popular belief (from many pseudo-intellectuals, who don't understand him) Friedrich Nietzsche WAS, in-fact, an antisemite, and his views are very in-concordance with Nazi and Fascist ideologies, and individualism. Nietzsche was all about self-governance and individualism, and choosing one's fate. (Self-determination.)

In fact, in his book, Anti-Christ, he called the Jews "the strangest race on Earth and human history." And a "life-denying" people. He was very anti-Judeo-Christianity and Abrahamic religion (i.e. Christianity, Islam), believing that these Semitic values, contradicted human nature and made people weak, degenerate and life-denying. He believed that the values of Buddhism and paganism were far more legitimate in empowering people. Nietzsche was all about exercising individual's human nature and prejudices, because not doing so, would cost them power, and would make individuals weak and degenerate. It is fair to say that Nietzsche was in favor of both totalitarianism, as well as Tribalism/Anarchy, (opposite of totalitarianism) but as long as they exercised the individual's will-to-power, and there were no Untermenshen to disrupt the natural power process. (This means that Nietzsche would be, very in-favor of concepts such as racial segregation.)
People (mostly misinformed left-wingers, Marxists, or Utilitarians, or Anarchist teenagers, and other deceitful charlatans) who think that Friedrich Nietzsche wasn't an antisemite are total idiots, and clearly have not read many of his writings. The guy was totally and completely antisemitic.
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nietzsche

A famous German philosopher who is constantly quoted by pseudo-intellectuals to make themselves sound smart. Also a man whos philosophies were adored and applied by Adolf Hitler.
Hey Jerry, I read Nietzsche. That means I know more about life than you do, so stfu noob.
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Some of the monkeys read Nietzsche, then the monkeys argue about Nietzsche without giving any consideration to the fact
that Nietzsche was just another fucking monkey.
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Nietzsche

19th century philosopher and perennial madman heralded as a christ-like figure by other small-time madmen.

He'd spend most of his time climbing the swiss alps and enjoying Der Scënery and writing allusions to Diogenes that only dozens may read in his lifetime; caught syphilis from some hooker in Leipzig.
most dilettantes who claim to know Nietzsche pulls out his famous saying, "God is Dead", without ever knowing the more prolific theme he presents to us over and over again in his works: WILL TO POWER. that is to say, "jocking dem bitchez; slappin' dem hoes", if you will.
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Nietzsche

The true god of humanity. He has given us the greatest theory of all. God Is Dead.
Hail Nietzsche, our messiah
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