Secret Diplomatic Negotiations

"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.

The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:

“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”

The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"

"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"

"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."

"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."

by An Interested Party August 14, 2009

niggoth

An african-american person who is gothic.

Dude 1: Look at that niggoth over there talking about how the world is gonna end with zombies tearing the flesh of all the humans.
Dude 2: fo real... that's a true niggoth.

by +m+a+g+ March 23, 2007

Negotiating with terrorists

The act of engaging another in an argument that is so self-evidently preposterous that doing so provides dangerous validation to the other party. Usually refers to arguments with bipolar ex-girl or boyfriends, often with a history of employment in various clothing-optional adult entertainment industries.

#1: Stripper Sara cornered me at the bar & started screaming at me again about her missing John Mayer CDs. She knows I would rather tear out my eardrums & set them on fire than listen to that douche.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.

by At Risk Teen March 18, 2009

Niggopolis

(noun) A large city full of black people.
plural: niggopoli

Let's head out to the niggopolis for a night out!

Only black people live in niggopoli! (plural)

by thors hammerrrrr April 26, 2010

niggod

Any one singular black person (literally or also can be delusional white person) who could be considered very 'swag' or amazing.

Sasha: Did you see Vite do a triple backflip? He's so Parkour!!!!1!1

Ellen: Yeah, he would be one hell of a niggod if he was actually black.

by UrbanDicktonairy January 13, 2014

negotiator

in a typical adventuring team, the person who socializes and talks information out of the rumor mill.

negotiator: well, I was kissing my way down his thigh when he mentioned...

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

niggotry

acting in a manner fitting that of that for which blacks are primarily stereotyped regarding one or more attributes.

You're already guilty of faggotry and douchebaggery. I see no need to add niggotry to the list.

by Johnne Smith January 19, 2007