nhl memers

The scum of the internet, will suck you off for popularity then go to the next person.

Those goddamn nhl memers are in drama again.

by Joel Demojok September 12, 2017

NHL Goal

When one does a bunch of unnecessary maneuvers and movements to insert the penis into the vagina.

Me: Brian! I just scored 80 NHL goals! In 3 Hours!
Brian: HOLY SHIT!

by FatKidMaster February 21, 2011

Nhl Worshipper

A white supremisist who votes for trump and drives a ford truck in texas and lives in a motorhome.

Is that trumps brother Nhl Worshipper?

by bjklbjkbb December 13, 2018

nhl and chill

It means that you are going to go over to your partners house and fuck with NHL in the background. He will stop for a few minutes when his team scores.

"Yeah we just watched NHL and chilled."

"Wait did you actually bang?"
"Nah, I pulled captain hand hold"

by thewhitty December 26, 2015

NHL '07

A decent hockey game that came out in 2007, but that's a moot point.

It has, arguably (and I only say arguably to avoid pissing people off), the best soundtrack in any video game ever. It's insane. I literally have every song off that soundtrack. Google that shit, those songs are fucking sick.

Man, remember NHL '07?

That game was awful!

Well, yeah, but you didn't buy it for the game; you bought it for the soundtrack. Duh.

by Alexander Ovi April 6, 2013

NHL lockout baby

A baby that was conceived during the winter of 2004-2005, when the last National Hockey League lockout occurred.

There's no hockey on tv, so we might as well have some fun and make an NHL lockout baby.

Babies born nine months after the lockout, between July 2005 and February 2006 (particularly in Canada), are probably NHL lock-out babies.

by S. Beckett April 22, 2008

NHL Black Rule

If your buddy scores on you in NHL using a black guy you lose and vice versa.

I was winning 7-0 in the second period but then my pal scored on me with Wayne Simmonds... stupid NHL Black Rule

by Just call me Black Ice February 27, 2013