Newbie Dot 

The dot that appears next to one's name on iSketch if they have not yet played ten games, and are therefore a newbie*.

*Not to be confused with a n00bie dot. N00bies don't have dots. They've played games, but are still dumbasses who like to mess things up.

Newbie_23: how do i make the dot next 2 my name disapear????/?

ImALoveApple: This is called your newbie dot. Cherish it throughout playing your ten games of victory, which will rid you of your dot. Give it a pet name. Mine's was Rupert. *sniff* I miss Rupert....

Newbie Dot by Love Apple September 18, 2005

newsreader's trousers 

The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.

Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Hence: Michael Fish once wore newsreader's trousers.

newsreader's trousers by dewexdewex February 7, 2007

Newbien Prince 

n. a guy who is really bad at Halo.

"Is he AFK, or just a Newbien Prince?"

Newbien Prince by naysam April 12, 2010

Newfie Sting

When you sell something to a Newfie and when cash is about to change hands they tell you they are short $20.

I sold my short course truck and buddy stung me for $20, Newfie sting

Newfie Sting by Newfie Sting March 3, 2015

newsletter 

1. An informative email message sent to a list of subscribers on a regular basis.

2. Spam messages sent on a regular basis to a purchased mailing list of non-consenting "subscribers".

3. An unsolicited spam message sent specifically to offend the recipients in order to provoke them into clicking an unsubscribe link that in reality enrolls them into mailing lists to be sold to spammers. See also spam riot.

Most newsletter recipients wonder how the heck they got subscribed to most of their newsletters.

newsletter by Downstrike August 23, 2005

Newstead Wood 

A place where toilet doors are non-existent, let alone locks for them.

Angela: I need to go to the toilet.
Claire: Hopefully someone won't walk in because there aren't any locks...
Angela: No locks?! What is this place?!
Claire: If you're lucky, you'll get a toilet with a door.
Angela: You're kidding.
Claire: Nope.
Angela: I'll hold it... This place is such a Newstead Wood!

Newstead Wood by Believer In Toilet Doors April 14, 2014

Newsfeed linger 

when something is posted on facebook and nothing else is posted for a while

Jeremy: Dude did you see what Laura posted on Rory's wall?

Matt: Yeah, man, it was a newsfeed linger

Newsfeed linger by rorydelaplongthrowsociety January 25, 2011