Newmanitis

Having tons of intellectual potential, but not using it because of some motivational disorder, such as ADHD or laziness.

A: Did you finish that assignment?
B: No. I couldn't focus.
A: I think you're coming down with Newmanitis.

by sofatfatso October 26, 2009

Paul Newman

Without question, one of the greatest actors ever. Known also for his icy blue eyes, good looks and his food line, Newman's Own. He has starred in a wide variety of films since the early 50s from "Somebody Up There Likes Me" to "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof" to "The Hustler" to "Hud" to "Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid" to "The Sting" to "Absence of Malice" to "Nobody's Fool" to "Road to Perdition." He recently retired earlier this year and he will be missed on screen.

He resides in Connecticut w/ his long-time wife, Joanne Woodward.

"The embarassing thing is that my salad dressings have grossed more than any of my films." - Paul Newman

by Kyle1986 October 15, 2007

Newfag Face

This forced meme isn’t a meme, but has been dubbed Newfagface or NFF due to the excessive amount of newfags posting it everywhere on 4chan. However this is mostly found on /b/. It was trying to become the new “Trollface” or Coolface, but has failed miserably and falls down to the bottom of the forced meme titles.

Newfags, GTFO with that damn Newfag Face.

by trippedupnddippedup April 14, 2011

Newmanspeak

A dishonest rhetorical device in which one accuses one's interlocutor of having said something objectionable which they never, in fact, said. Related to Newspeak in George Orwell's 1984, it is named after British broadcaster Cathy Newman following a notorious interview in which she repeatedly used this approach against Canadian academic Jordan Peterson, usually introducing her comments with "So basically you're saying...?".

Peterson: There's multiple reasons for the pay gap. One of them is gender but that's not the only reason. If you're a social scientist worth your salt you never do a univariate analysis. You say women in aggregate are paid less than men. OK, well then, we break it down by age, we break it down by occupation, we break it down by interest, we break it down by personality ...

Newman: So basically you're saying it doesn't matter if women aren't getting to the top, because that's just a fact of life.

Peterson: Newmanspeak, bucko!

by kxthazaqboq June 1, 2018

Newfag

A person who cannot triforce.

newfags can't triforce.

by POKOkitty August 23, 2009

newmarket ditch

a suburb in Melbourne's west, best known for its multiculturalism, when people visit newmarket they usually call it a "newmarket ditch"

age - hey Q
Q - eyy
age - are we giving it a newmarket ditch later?
Q - ahaha yeah sounds good bro

by Geovan April 13, 2008

Randy Newman

Popular pianist who was a professional musician by seventeen years old. He makes most of his money writing film scores but can craft an excellent tune on his own. Famous for such songs as "Four Eyes," "The Masterman and Baby J," and "Short People."

Randy Newman is often pokeed fun at by Mad TV and Family Guy.

by Miles T August 31, 2005