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Nessie

Greater than the epic fail, the Nessie Fail or Epic Nessie. Commonly used within reference to Scottish Failures
You just NESSIE FAILED!

You Epic Nessie!!!

Just give up and accept failure Nessie!!

Or Do a Nessie!
by Prophets Of Norris! September 7, 2009
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nessyed

“You’ve been Nessy-ed!” is the term used when you unwittingly make eye-contact with the person in the office that tells repetitive stories in a mono-tone voice. You have already heard the stories several times during the course of the morning and have waited until given the all-clear by your colleagues that it is now safe to enter the kitchen. Too late, she has already spied you and you are now drawn into the mind-numbing adventures of caravans, mini-cooper rallies, pet chiwawa, not forgetting the recent perilous tales of having cortisone injections into her frozen shoulder. This experience is comparable to stories of water-torture endured during during the 16th Century.
“Oooooo I bin ‘avin terrible trouble wiv me’ shoulder..!” Help! I've been Nessyed
by funnyas May 21, 2009
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nessy

a man or boy who is the sex. every girl whos ever met him falls inlove with him in a snap. hes very seductive and sexy and is also a good friend and a loving family member.
damn hes a real nessy.
by sashabearisdasexx March 21, 2009
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Nessie

You should have seen the dump I took today. It was so long, it was sticking up out of the water like Nessie.
by bklynsnow April 15, 2010
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Nessie

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white van

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nessie is the goat
by nessienessienesquick May 31, 2019
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Nessie’s revenge

Bad case of diarrhea while traveling through Scotland
Good thing Frazier is wearing a kilt. drinking all that buckfast is gonna give him a bad case of Nessie’s revenge , he’d likely ruin his undewaear.
by etlucent December 24, 2017
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Crapstack Nessie

The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.
Dude, I ate at White Castle last night and this morning I pulled off a Crapstack Nessie!!
by SuperDoops October 25, 2010
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