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Neisser

A Neisser is a very angry person. He is not to be fucked with. He could and would kill you if you made him mad enough. A Neisser also isn't very smart but he's great in bed ;)
Some guy: Hey look it's Neisser
Some other guy: Oh shit, don't make him mad, he'll fuck you up.
by amaryllis45403 December 5, 2018
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newsertainment

n. 1. Mindless information about an entertainer or show that is portrayed as news.
"In our top story: Cody was voted off the island this week in a stunning upset during tonight's episode of survivor..."
by Stephen Metrulas September 24, 2004
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Nesterday

1. When a 5 year old is trying to explain what he did or is going to do or tell you about something but, since he has no concept yet in length of time to when it really happened or will in the future.

2. A generic "fill-in the blank" day when you really don't know or care about the right answer or your not really going to do it in the first place and blow it off.
Mom: So, Billy when did you make that gift for me at school?Billy answers very excited with a big proud of himself smile: "Oh, I made it like Nesterday or the day before or something!"

Or for the adult with a 5 year olds attitude: when someone calls you requesting a payment of some sort and wants to make arrangements and you answer them with (attitude of course) "Ya, I can pay you like uhm, nesterday. Usually then you end the phone call by giving them "click"and hanging up.

yesterday last time next time never last week next week some day day
by GiaMamaMia February 11, 2010
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Nasser

What's his name?
Nasser
by ArabianSwagg September 24, 2013
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Nasser

1. Arabic, primarily Muslim name meaning victorious.

2. A man with above average penis size, considered a human tripod.

2. A man who loves to drop of dick when needed by a thirsty woman.
A. Damn, I need some dick, I'm thirsty for a Nasser.
B. Ooh, my muffin needs a stuffin' gonna call me a Nasser .
C. Hot girl 1. So was his dick huge or what?

Hit girl 2. Hell nah girl, shit was small and nothing compared to Nasser.
by Juicy is my name October 11, 2018
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nesterggg

Really cool Mexican Tik Toker.
This iconic person has trolled over 1 million people on many platforms.
"I want to be mutuals with nesterggg"
by Tunanonnesterista July 3, 2021
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Joe Nasser

1)n. The true Mac C. Ain't nobody touch his game.

2)n. A ruthless drug trafficker that insists upon using violence as means to silience his oppostion.

3)adj. A person who enjoys fruitcake with lemons.
1) I thought I was a pimp in my tricked Civic, but then I saw Joe Nasser roll by in his six fo.

2) I'm going to pull a Joe Nasser and burn your house down, while you're sleeping inside motherfucker.

3) Dan: I've never seen someone eat so much fruitcake with lemons, I'm amazed he hasn't puked.

Chris: Damn man, whatta Joe Naz.
by Sean Karabekir April 21, 2005
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