wear you like a necklace

when taylor swift eats your pussy and writes a song about

person a: listened to t swifts songs, and one lyric went like wear you like a necklace, umm okay
person b: i want taylor swift to wear me like a necklace
person a: stupid horny fruity gay dumb bitch

by the party don’t start November 5, 2020

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pearl necklace

the glorious culmination of tit-fucking, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl's tits, shoulders, neck, and, with any luck, chin. one of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man.

Dashing Gent: Hey, I bet you'd look good in a "pearl necklace."

Big-Titted Dreamboat: Why, yes, I supposed you're right. Why don't you come on over to my place and baste my torpedo tits and elegant neck with your steaming hot man goo?

by tit obsessed wankophile February 28, 2003

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Nucular Weapons

George Bush's bad pronunciation. Really meaning "jack shit"

"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has nucular weapons"
"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has jack shit"

by Joe July 21, 2004

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Beef Necklace

Somewhat similiar to the pearl necklace, only semen is replaced by a log of shit in this variant.

My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a pearl necklace for her birthday. But instead I gave my brother Rob a beef necklace that night.

Jenny tried to give me a beef necklace, but only succeeded in shitting in my mouth.

by Robert Beefson December 20, 2009

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