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Horse’s Necktie

A substitute for calling someone a horse’s ass. From Ray Pandora of Portland, Maine as a way around swearing in front of his kids.
That SOB in the Coupe de Ville just cut me off; what a horse’s necktie!
by NerpNRP February 6, 2022
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Peruvian Necktie

A submission move from Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu sometimes used in MMA style fighting. For this move you must be facing towards and be above the victim, who generally must be on the ground. One arm goes around the neck, the other under the opposite armpit, then they are locked and pulled in towards you. Next, put the first leg over the victims back, desirably the leg corresponding to whichever arm is around the victims neck. Then, throw the other leg over. To complete this move crank back with your torso, and the straightening action of your body applies considerable pressure to the victims neck.
I was going to put that guy in a Guillotine choke, but that's what he was expecting, so i sank the Peruvian Necktie in instead.
by MattInTheCouv January 2, 2010
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Necktie

A legendary method of executing a mob-hit wherein the assassin slits the throat of his victim and then reaches up inside the mouth and pulls the tongue back out the slit and lets it hang there like a cravat--to the horror of the unfortunate soul who discovers the recently-deceased. Alternatively, "necktie" may refer to a hangman's noose.
Most-famously referenced in AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds":
"Concrete shoes
Cyanide
T.N.T
Done dirt cheap
Ooo, neckties
Contracts
High voltage
Done dirt cheap!"
by chagrin94 November 14, 2009
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Cincinnati Necktie

A synonym for Cincinnati Bowtie -- an upside-down titty fuck. The penis rests vertically between the breasts and points towards the abdomen, recalling the shape of a dapper cravat. The positioning of the shaft makes "necktie" a more accurate term than "bowtie."
Jenny wanted to dress like Avril Lavigne, so I told her I'd give her a Cincinnati Necktie.
by Professor Chocolate September 27, 2005
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transylvania necktie

When at the bottom position of a tranny or hermaphrodite 69 and the he/she's junk lays atop your neck and chest area.
Damn...that shin just gave me a Transylvania Necktie!?!?
by Curly Lopez November 5, 2013
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Cuban Necktie

See also: Colombian Necktie.

A slit across the neck just below the jawline, where the chin meets the neck, with the victim's tongue hanging down through the wound.
The victim was found sitting upright in a patent leather chair, traces of cocaine on the desk, and suffering from what police only describe as a Cuban Necktie.
by Jimmy Hardcore April 2, 2004
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yuppie's necktie fallacy

Fallacious belief that something must be good because you shelled out a lot of money for it. From the joke about two nouveau-riche types who are standing next to each other at a party wearing identical ties. One says, "I got this tie for five hundred Euro". The other says, "That's nothing. I got mine for at least two thousand Euro." Not to be confused with the principal that if you buy cheap, you get cheap ... for a yuppie's necktie is never cheap.
Don't spend a hundred grand on a car. Only those who can't see through the yuppie's necktie fallacy do that.
by Fearman September 16, 2007
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