neat slob

(n). a young man, usually a bachelor, who can be neat when he wants to, but prefers to leave his car, apartment, and other belongings in a disorderly fashion.

I am a neat slob. When company comes over, I will tidy up the place, then after they leave, I will leave things all over the place.

by boggler June 5, 2005

neato tito

A dismissive turn of phrase used when you don't actually care about what the other person is saying.

"Hey Angelo, I just got a promotion!"
"Neato Tito."

by Valtarre October 1, 2019

Keep It Neat

Looking calm, collected, chilled out and very confident.

"Bro, I know your whylin out right now but, thoose girls over there are feelin us so, keep it neat"

by DJ Fourway April 21, 2006

Neave

Someone that is loving and jokes about but if you get on there wrong side your going to know about it. They have great come-backs but when they are alone they over-think many things.

Neave- omg yu look soooo pretty today.
Amy-thanks Neave

by GeniallyAReallyNicePerson May 13, 2018

big neats

A more covert way of saying "Nigger Beater." Typically a Maglite flashlight having at least 2 D-cell batteries.

Dude! Grab Big Neats, Nigga stole mah bike!!

by MohammedJihad January 9, 2009

soft and neat

the meme of all memes created by Dan & Phil when on a danandphilcrafts video potato prints are shown, the fraise SOFT AND NEAT is thrown around then a shit ton of people commented soft and neat therefore causing a purge of soft and neat memes

Phil; SOFT AND NEAT
The rest of the world; SPAM ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by peggyscut April 29, 2019

neatnik

A person who is compulsively neat; anally retentive.

Sal is such a neatnik, he arranges his shirts in sequence of hues in the visible spectrum.

by Gsan December 23, 2008