napskin

an open wound with pieces of napkin stuck on it because you don't have a proper band-aid so you instead use a napkin

jen: ouch, i tripped on a log and scraped my knee!
ME: here put this napkin on it
jen: i don't want no napskin!
ME: i'll pretend i know what that means

by bren ton August 30, 2010

Napsterbate

A repeating pattern of masterbating, napping, waking, masterbating, napping again, and so on and so for some time.

I have nothing to do for the next 2 hours. I think I'll napsterbate.

by sexisthebestdrug August 25, 2013

Napster point

The turning point of technology as defined by Tom Scott. The moment you realize that a new technology has the potential to change the entire world but you don't know just how far that change will progress, just as how Napster upended the era of music on physical disk that you need to buy to listen and was the first herald of services like Spotify.

AI is the Napster point we're living through.

by Aonodensetsu February 13, 2023

Narplings

The name for the followers of certain furry femboy vtuber who streams on twitch

I watch narpy every day (except mondays) with my fellow Narplings :3

by vivan los furros August 15, 2023

Snacks and Naps

This is an activity/lifestyle where you spend an entire day doing nothing but snacking and napping....Then repeat.

This is usually on a weekend.

Marc: "Hey what'd you do on Sunday?"

Allyson Joy: "Snacks and Naps."

or

Marc: "Ally I thought we were going to re-shingle the roof today???"

Allyson Joy: "Bite me, I'm doing snacks and naps, you just woke me, kill yourself."

10-18-10

by Ally Joy October 20, 2010

nards

1.Reference to testicles, or bravado.
2.Expletive, expressing ones dissapointment with a situation

1.Wolfman's got nards!
2.I lost the game. Nards!

by Little j (of Flylife) August 27, 2002

napshot

Coffee or other caffeine dose immediately followed by a short nap. Best used when sleep deprived. You wake up after the brief nap rested with the caffeine just kicking in with a slingshot effect. You're ready to take on the world again.

After 3 straight nights with 4 hours or less of sleep Tony was exhausted but needed to be alive and personable for his date. Time for a napshot! He threw down a large coffee, hit the couch for an hour and woke up good as new.

by Bantering Bob February 17, 2010