Narcissest 

The act of loving one's self. i.e. masturbation

My mother walked in while I was commiting an act of narcissest last night.

Narcissest by Boss_Colo March 3, 2011

narcisscyst 

The one cyst that has the biggest ego and thinks its better than all the other cysts. Usually inoperable because its too good for surgery and usually benign because it's too proud to compete with real tumors. It sits around and judges other cysts, likes to strut around with all its pus hanging out. But underneath the narcisscyst has a low self-esteem and just wants validation that it is a real cyst just like all the others.

I have a narcisscyst on my ass and I always have to make sure it feels better than my other cysts.

narcisscyst by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 14, 2019

Narcisseptic

One who who is toxically narcissistic.

Brian couldn’t take his eyes off of his own webcam feed during the Zoom call. The only times he looked away from his own image was to belittle his co-workers. He was truly the most toxically narcissistic individual she had ever met. He was indeed narcisseptic.

Narcisseptic by Broke the mold July 4, 2021

Narcisse 

Narcisse is an intellectual, well groomed handsome man who has a captivating smile. He has amazing style. His aesthetic is amazing! He has a cool, outgoing and chilled friends who loves good vibes, banter and laughter. He can be an out-going person but also likes to stay at home and do nothing. He is a very talented drummer and may like to throw one of his sticks in the air whilst playing. He can be angry at times but he is genuine, sweet and would make all the women smile with his personality. A future woman would be very lucky to have him as their husband.

Girl1: Omg have you seen that guy on Instagram
Girl2: Do you mean Narcisse??
Girl1: YES omg he is so handsome, sweet and genuine!! I know he gets a lot of female attention
Girl2: Yes exactlyyyy!!

Narcisse by NateHandsome November 22, 2021

Narcisexual 

You ever be looking at yourself and be like “damn I’m one sexy mf, like bro I’d actually fuck the shit outta myself if I could like bro” and then jerk off to your own dick but like not in a gay way?

Mf 1: yo man jerking off to your own dick is gay add
Mf 2: nah man it’s just narcisexual it’s not gay I swear man I LIKE CHICKS I just really wanna fuck myself but I ain’t gay man I swear

Narcisexual by IMFRSTRAIGHTMANITSNOTGAY February 1, 2023